Saturday, November 30, 2013

Bra-less and panty-less, Alice Dixson ‘nagwala’ at the age of 44!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Alice Dixson is presently the woman of the hour and is being avidly talked about by virtue of her super daring pictorial for FHM mag. Kung si Jennylyn Mercado nga raw na isa nang babaeng ina ay napaka-demure ng pictorial at hindi naman talaga nagpaka-daring, Ms. Alice has practically left nothing to the imagination with her too revealing poses. Hahahahahahahaha!


Imagine, bra-less siya and panty-less to boot. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hubo-tabo talaga and it leaves practically nothing to the imagination of most people.

Ikaw na talaga, Alice Dixson! And I hope it brings favorable results to boot.


Kunsabagay, Joan Colins was practically her age when she did that controversial soap Dynasty on television way back during the mid-80′s and to say that it made her would be a huge understatement.

I just hope that Alice’s ‘brazennes’ gets the end-product that she had in mind.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


Going back to her FHM cover, nakapaninindig talaga ito ng balahibo so to speak. Harharharharhar!

To say na kinabog niya ang practically lahat ng cover girls ng nasabing mag would be an understatement. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!


Nilampaso talaga niya ang mga chicks na 20 years her junior dahil kaibig-ibig pa rin naman ang curve ng kanyang katawan and she was appetizingly photographed and gorgeously lighted to say the least.

To say the least daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!


Kabogera siyang tunay! Harharharharharharhar!

Ikaw na, Alice Dixson at wala nang iba pa!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!


PASABOG NI CRISPY CHAKITA, ‘DI KAYA KURYENTE?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Pinilit-pilit daw ni Bubonika ang lola ni Charice Pempengco para magpa-interview sa ratingless (ratingless daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) nilang Police Chorva para manggulat (manggulat daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) at mag-create ng awareness ang supposedly sizzling chika nito on her granddaughter Charice.


Say raw ng lolaska ni Charice, dahil daw sa despondency dahil penniless na raw supposedly ang kanyang apo, nag-attempt daw itong mag-suicide by way of slashing her wrist in a drunken stupor supposedly. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Really?

Is that soooooooo?


Baka ang ending ay si chakitang Fermi Chaka ang maglaslas ng pulso dahil mape-phase out na siya pretty soon on national TV.

Mape-phase out na raw on national TV, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Di kaya? Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Cheap!

Yuck!

Yosi-kadiri!


Honestly, this mock-suicide thing of Ms. Pempengco is pretty unbelievable.

Napaka-liquid naman kasi nu’ng tao at kung gumastos ay talaga namang all-out, why would she be despondent purportedly for that cheap reason?

Besides, credible pa ba naman ang grannie ni Charice after their parting of ways many years ago?

Hindi naman siguro true na naubos na ang milyones ni Charice, along with her dollar savings account in the US of A? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


Pati hearsay ay talagang pinapatulan na ni Nganga Queen para lang makapanggulat kunetchnetch.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


Magtinda ka na nga lang ng biko sa Parada, Valenzuela City, lolaska, at baka kumita ka pa.

Baka kumita pa raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Cheap!


MAYA AND SER CHIEF WEDDING OUSTS EAT BULAGA IN NUMBER 1 SPOT!


THE “fairytale wedding” of Maya and Ser Chief (portrayed by Jodi Sta. Maria and Richard Yap) in ABS-CBN hit morning kilig-serye, Be Careful With My Heart become the most-watched program on November 15 beating longest-running and longest TV ratings leader Eat Bulaga!


At say mo, AGB Nielsen Mega Manila Household ratings ito at hindi ‘yung sa ABS-CBN na Kantar Media. Plainly stated, kabogerang tunay ang wedding nina Maya at Ser Chief kaya for the very first time ay naka-score sa pala-palagi na’y perennial number one na Eat Bulaga.


Iba talaga ang charisma ng tambalang Jodi Sta. Maria at Richard Yap sa mga televiewer.

I’m positive na lalo silang makaeeksena ngayong they are entering a new, more exciting phase in their lives.

Dapat lang!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!


TYRONE ONEZA’S TIME HAS COME!


NAKATUTUWA naman ang nangyari sa private life at showbiz career ng long-time friend naming si Tyrone Oneza who’s out to have his debut album released sometime on the first week of December.

Carrier single ng album ang Vehnee Saturno composition na Dito sa Aking Piling at may bonus track na Ikaw ang X’Mas Ko.


Looking back, sole bread winner si Tyrone ng kanilang pamilya kaya napilitan siyang mag-abroad (in Spain where he’s still presently staying) at sinuwerte namang makatagpo ng magandang trabaho.


One thing remarkably good with Tyrone is the fact that he’s most family oriented.

Hayan at inuna niya ang welfare ng kanyang pamilya at ngayon lang pinagbigyan ang kanyang hilig.


Goodluck Tyrone. Here’s wishing you the best of everything, my boy!


Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.


And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!


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