HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I don’t know what’s eating up Bubonika, the rat-faced chaka.
Rat-faced chaka raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Hayan at binigyan lang kami ng friendly recognition ni Charlie Lozo sa kanyang radio show sa Internet Radio supposedly bilang King & Queen of Showbiz Program, biglang umarko raw ang kakilayan ng gurangski na tulaera.
Gurangski na tulaera raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!
How hilarious can you get! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!
Why is that so when she considers herself the undisputed queen of intrega, I mean, intriga pala? Harharharharharharharharharharhar!
Pati ba naman ang simpleng paniniwala ng aming kaibigan ay sasaklawan pa niya? Hahahahahahahaha!
Honestly, Bubonika, the rat-faced Mongolian chakita (rat-faced Mongolian chakita raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Kaaning!) is once again hoping against hope that the super opulent MVP would be
magnanimous enough to make good his promise that he’d give her another show the very moment their ratingless showbiz oriented program at TV5 would ultimately close shop.
Would ultimately close shop daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Kung bakit kasi hindi pa tanggapin ng mukhang ebs na gurangski na she’s been able to reach the saturation point of her hosting career for the simple reason that pug-nosed individuals are no longer in
vogue of late? Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!
Come to think of it, hindi na rin naman siya lugi dahil in spite of her horrible physiognomy, she’d
been given the chance to make it real big (hayan, Bubonic, the chakistic Titanic! Big, ha? not small! Harharharharhar! Yuck!) in the business.
But one must accept one’s limitations. Hindi na uso ang baduy on national TV at lalong no place rito ang mga orgilyas. Hakhakhakhak!
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again for the umpteenth time, do something about your protruding belly and your busalsal na nose.
Busasalsal na nose raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!
Go on a diet and don’t give in to your insatiable and endless appetite gurangga. Hahahahahahaha!
Honestly and cattiness aside, you’ve become too fleshy for comfort, you’re finding it a hard time walking right after sitting down for quite sometime. Harharharharhar!
Mag-retire ka na guranggetch.
Your following are no longer active. Besides, your hosting style has become antiquated and no longer
adaptable to the present times.
In short, bluntly stated, it has become nauseating and hackneyed. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Manahimik ka na or better still, magtanim ka na lang ng kamote at baka kumita ka pa, lola.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
‘Yun na!
OKAY LANG KAY TIA PUSIT ANG PANG-OOKRAY NI BUBONIKA!
TAHIMIK lang si Tia Pusit sa mga banat sa kanya ni Crispy Chaka sa cheaply written columns nito na kesyo ginagawang gatasan lang daw siya ng boyfriend niyang call center employee at ikinahihiya.
Kung meron daw nakaaalam sa existing set-up sa kanilang dalawa, ‘yan ay silang dalawa lang at wala nang iba pa and she doesn’t feel like giving some stupid explanations just to please other people. Hahahahahahahaha!
Oo nga naman!
Tungkol naman sa ikinahihiya’t itinatago raw siya ng kanyang papa, pakidampot daw ng kredebilidad sa sahig, lola. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Kung gusto mo silang makita, go ka sa Solaire hotel sa Pasay city dahil du’n daw sila rumarampa pala-palagi. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Sulat kasi nang sulat, mali-mali naman.
Yuck!
Mag-casino ka na nga lang. Tutal du’n ka nababagay. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
‘Yun na!
HINDI NA GRUMADWEYT SA PAGDODROGA!
NAKAPANGHIHINAYANG naman ang hunk actor na ‘to na malayo sana ang mararating kung nabigyan lang ng ample guidance ng kanyang ina. Since, mawala kasi ang kanyang erpats, parang nawalan na ng direksyon
ang kanyang buhay at may mga panahong hindi talaga siya available para mag-taping sa kanyang soap operas dahil bangenge siya sa kanyang condo at doon nagsasalitang mag-isa habang rumaratrat ng ecstacy.
Kung naging mas caring lang si ermats, ‘di sana siya malilihis ng landas.
Ang kaso, she’s busy with her own ambition and personal life, her son would have to fend for himself.
Kaya si kuya, lost in the dark at neither nor there ang career lalo na’t ‘yung orig niyang manager na nakaiintindi sa kanya is already six feet below the ground.
‘Yan din ang mahirap kapag hindi pa rin matanggap ng ermats mo na may edad na siya at hindi na batang tulad ng dati.
That’s the tragedy when you used to be tinsel town’s hottest bombshell and you suddenly wake up one day already way past your prime.
‘Yun lang!
CASSANDRA PONTI, ANG TINDI NANG IGINANDA
PARANG kailan lang ba ‘yun nang maging byword ang pangalan ni Cassandra Ponti na contemporary nina Sam Milby at Nene Tamayo sa PBB 1?
Pero kung noo’y medyo more on the darker side of midnight (darker side of midnight daw, o! Hahahaha!) ang beauty niya, lately ay hindi na halos siya makilala dahil sa may pagkatisay na ang beauty ng ating lola. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Bukod sa tisay, eskalera na rin ang kanyang kailungan at eksaherada na ang bumbpers.
Look at her photo somewhere in this spread and be the judge. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.
And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
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