HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He who laughs last laughs the loudest. And I’m doing it now. Hahahahahahahaha!
Finally, come uppance or retribution has caught up with Bubonika, the rat-faced chakita.
Dati talaga, ang feeling ng sinaunang (sinauna raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!) humal ay wala nang katapusan ang kanyang pagre-reyna sa mga showbiz-oriented talkshows.
In fairness, top-rating naman talaga ang showbiz-oriented talkshows na anchored niya before.
But only because Kuya Boy Abunda and Kris Aquino were not yet active then at the hosting department.
But things have inordinately altered when the duo started penetrating the turf once solely dominated by Crispy Chaka, along with her whimpwring and whining nasal tongue. Hahahahahahaha!
Anyhow, with the advent of Kuya Boy who’s the paradigm of wittiness, intellence and competence as a host, nagsimulang magkaroon ng comparison at eventually ay mailawan ang incompetence ni Bubogski bilang TV host.
Imagine, halos mapa-jingle talaga sa kanyang panty si Bubonic kapag may naliligaw na mga American guest sa kanyang show noon na Chakah Per Minute. Hakhakhakhakhak!
Anyway, nagsimulang mawalan sa kanya ng paniniwala ang network nang ma-compare nila ang brilliance ni Kuya Boy against Lola Fermi’s intrinsic kabaduyan. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Ang nakababaliw pa, alam na ngang salat na siya sa panlabas na kaanyuan, tinindihan pa ang lamon kaya ang ending, lomobo nang husto at lomodic ng tunay. Hahahahahahahaha!
Ang maganda pa kay Kuya Boy, he’s humane and innately caring.
Kumbaga, tumutulong nang walang bukeke o funfare.
Si Bubonika, tumutulong nga raw (nang barya-barya…Hahahahahahahaha!) pero gusto’y ipaalam sa sanlibutan.
Si Kuya Boy, he helps to forget.
Meaning, bukal sa kanyang kalooban ang pagtulong at hindi paimbabaw lang tulad ni Chakita, the lomodic chakah. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Looking back, nakatulong lang na madala sa Bikol ang bangkay ng nakatatandang kapatid ni Nong na si Pareng Edgardo Naval (si Major Jude Estrada ang talagang gumawa ng paraan para madala sa Bikal, Libmanan, Camarines Sur ang labi ni Pareng Gardo), hayan at ikinalat na sa apat na sulok ng show business ang ginawa raw niyang tulong.
Ang kapal!
Over sa kapalllllll!
Yuck!
At any rate, lately, dahil hindi isinali sa showbiz-oriented talkshow nina IC Mendoza na trinaydor niya pati ang ina nitong si Dolly Anne Carvajal no’ng time na siya pa ang reyna sa Cinco, kiyemeng promote to death daw sa kanyang ratingless na radio program na pipito lang yata ang nakikinig, kamag-anak incorporated pa niya ever. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yuck!
At any rate, God really never sleeps. He knows who’s the real villain and bitch who’s hiding in the beguiling image of a mother hen personality.
Yosi-kadiri!
I’m sorry, lola, but you’ve unfortunately reached the end of the line.
Butata ka na day at hopeless na ever, why don’t you just peddle some Maruya along the Parada, Valenzuela area? Doon ka nababagay, sa totoo lang!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Babetchbetch gurangski! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
EDGAR ALLAN GUZMAN’S SECOND COMING!
Mahuhusay ang mga personalidad na kasama niya sa show na Your Face Sounds Familiar but I have to give credit to the underrated competence of Edgar Allan Guzman.
Kahit noong gayahin niya si Gary Valenciano, kitang-kita na ang kanyang pagiging isang mahusay na mimic pero for some reasons, hindi gaanong impressed sa kanya ang mga board of judges na kinabibilangan nina Gary Valenciano, Jed Madela at Megastar Sharon Cuneta.
But the other week, he practically brought the house down with his flawless impersonation of teen idol Daniel Padilla.
Honestly, kung mahusay siya sa impersonation niya kay Gary V., mas believable at kapani-paniwala ang emote niya bilang Daniel Padilla. Imagine, he was able to ape not only Daniel’s body movements and appealing vocals but his arresting looks as well. Hahahahahahaha!
No wonder, Maxine Magalona’s palpably smitten with his intrinsically sex appeal and appealing maleness.
Appealing maleness raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Exaggeration aside, Allan’s so telegenic and so manly. Hahahahahahaha!
Ang komontra, magiging dead ringer ni Bubonika. Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!
TYRONE HAS FOUND HIS NICHE IN THE SUN!
Inasmuch as he really loves our country, Tyrone Oneza must admit that he has found his niche in the sun in Barcelona, Spain where he, along with his protege Martina Ona, happens to be a veritable celebrity.
Kung sa Pinas ay hindi siya gaanong tinitilian and is considered one of the many struggling but gifted talents, in Barcelona, Spain he gets paid a cool 1,500 Euro every show or roughly P150,000.00 in our country?
Now, isn’t that something that’s perfectly impressive?
Pero iba nga ang kaway ng Pinas sa ating kaibigan kaya naman he always comes back to his homeland to get anchored.
Nice naman, ‘di ba?
Anyway, two weeks from now, Tyrone is going to pay our country a visit to renew some old acquaintances and do some shows on the side.
Welcome home, Tyrone. You’re being missed by your friends and fans alike.
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong! DAPAT LANG!/PETE G. AMPOLOQUIO, JR.
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