HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Insecure raw ang dalawang young actor sa kinalabasan ng kanilang isang endorsement lately. Samantalang parang kulang sila ng buhay at hindi halos nakilala sa TVC na ‘yon, lumutang naman nang husto ang freshness at machismo ng isang dating patpatin at hikaing (hikain daw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!) young actor na may foreign blood. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
In a way, nakapagtataka naman talagang lumabas na parang payat at walang bukol (wala raw bukol, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) samantalang sa presscons ay palihim na sinusulyapan ng mga beking entertainment writers ang kanyang bulging crotch. Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakkhakhak!
Why is that so?
What happened to his full of appeal crotch in that commercial?
Bakit nga far from registering in a yummy fashion ay parang not in the least bit imposing ang kanyang crotch and even his body seems to have lost its muscled look and bulk. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Nasagad na ba siya sa mga chorvahan episodes kaya parang nawala ang umbok ng kanyang butt at crotch?
Could it be the reason? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Well, baka naman matagal na kinunan ang TVC na ‘yon kaya parang payatola siya at walang buhay.
Wala raw buhay talaga, o! Harharharharharharharhar!
Ang nakapagtataka, even the other actor who looks so yummy in his latest soap opera ay parang burado ang mukha sa commercial na ‘yon.
What could be the reason?
What could be the reason daw, o! Harharharharharharhar!
Ang shakira, molang-mola ang dating ng Canadian-Filipino actor na si JR.
Talagang catatonic halos ang mga dick-fellating fags sa ganda ng kanyang katawan na talaga namang properly-outlined ang abs. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
‘Yon na!
‘Yan kasi ang mahirap kapag masyado kang laspag.
Masyado raw laspag, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
On cam, nasa-sight ang pagkalaglag ng iyong katawan.
Si JR kasi ay young love, sweet love lang ang drama kaya very much intact ang hymen, (Hahahahaha!) I mean ang molang-molang pangangatawan. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
‘Yon lang!
GOD FATHER NG MGA BAGUHANG MANUNULAT AT IBA PANG MGA TALENTO
Believe kami rito kay Direk Lao Mira.
Kung ang ibang direktor kasi ay gumagawa ng pelikula para kumita, in his case, it’s more of an outlet of his creativity, commitment and talent as a director.
No wonder, his newly-opened Visita Bar along Zapote, Las Pinas is presently filled to the rafters with artistic people who have found an outlet for their still yet to be recognized talents.
Kahit nga si Mamu Andrew de Real, founder ng walang kamatayan at unkabogable na Library Sing Along Bar, ang pinaka-orig na bar sa Kamaynilaan, ay madalas raw tumambay roon dahil sa aliw factor ng lugar.
Aliw factor raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, after his controversial indie movie Kapit sa Patalim that was starred in by his newest discovery Aldrico Padilla and the equally hot these Ms. Melissa Mendez (I’m sure she and Mr. Rey Pamaran would eventually smoke the peace pipe), he has a new movie in the offing that he intends to shoot right after the Holy Week.
“Medyo nag-ipon muna tayo,” he coos. “Malaki rin kasi ang cost of production dahil hindi naman typical indie movie ang aking ginagawa.”
Speaking of his Visita Bar, dinarayo ito ng mga tao lately dahil sa ganda ng sound kaya mereseng hindi naman kagandahan ang boses mo, medyo gaganda ito dahil sa ganda ng sound ng lugar. Truth to tell, the night we paid the bar a visit, it was teeming with young and not-so-young people who’d want to hobnob with other people with the same passion for music that they have.
WALANG PANAHON SA MGA INTRIGA
Kapag may ilang entertainment writers na nagtatanong kay Ms. Vina Morales tungkol Cedric Lee, ngiti na lang ang sinasagot ng lead actress nang well-followed na afternoon soap na Nasaan Ka Nang Kailangan Kita.
Para kasi kay Vina, it would be best if she’d no longer comment on Cedric since they are now leading separate lives.
Siya nga naman, mega busy talaga sa mga eksena niya with Christian Vasquez sa soap lalo na’t may balak itong pawalan ng bisa ang kanilang kasal para naman maging ligal na ang pagsasama nila ng character ni Denise Laurel.
Para sa lalo pa yatang gumagandang singer/actress, every occurrence in our lives happen for a reason. Kaya raw siguro sila nagkahiway ni Cedric ay dahil sa may dahilan.
Oo nga naman.
Anyway, aminado naman si Vina na nakatutulong ang mga real life experiences ng isang tao para siya maging isang sensitive performer.
‘Yon lang daw ang kanyang masasabi.
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong! DAPAT LANG!/PETE G. AMPOLOQUIO, JR.
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