Friday, November 22, 2013

Si Daniel Padilla na naman ang target na gamitin ni Fermi Chaka

NUMERO unong user talaga itong si Fermi Chaka.

Imagine, medyo napapahinga yata sa kanyang money-oriented columns (money oriented columns daw talaga, o! Harharharharhar! I’m sure! Very, very SURE!) si Papa Wil at ito namang si Karla Estrada, with matching Daniel Padilla on the side, (with matching Daniel Padilla raw talaga on the side, o! Hahahahahaha!) ang laman ng kanyang andatrils columns. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Marunong talagang kumana ang ngangaerang matrona. Alam kasi niyang isang veritable gold mine of late ang bagets ni Madam Karla kaya ito naman ang unti-unti niyang tinatrabaho.

Yuck!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Magagamit nga naman niya sa kanyang show raket ang bagets na humahataw nightly ang soap opera with Kathryn Bernardo na Got to Believe under ABS-CBN.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!


Indeed, this scheming matrona knows which part her bread is buttered.

Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!


Ramdam kasi niyang si Daniel ang in sa mga bagets sa ngayon kaya super langis siya kay Madam Karla.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


Kahit kailan, numero unong user talaga ang ngetpalites na ‘to at napakahusay tumarget ng kanyang mga mapakikinabangan. Harharharharhar!

Cheap!


Kaya masanay na kayo sa kanyang hossanaic write-ups kay Madam Karla na segueway siyempre pala-palagi kay Papa Daniel. Harharharharhar!

Cheap na gamiterang wrangler. Harharharharhar!


You really know how to endear yourself to your would be prospects. Hahahahahahahaha!


In the not-so-distant past, it was Piolo Pascual who was the target of her scheming affection.

Day in, day out, she would write incessantly, and in a most cowtowing and ingratiating manner to boot, about the hunky Kapamilya hunk. Hahahahahahahaha!


But when she moved out of ABS-CBN and Papa P was no longer that chummy with her, she had become bitter and vitriolic with her comments and reviews. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Bago?


Running true to form lang naman ang gamiterang tabachingching na ‘to. Harharharharharhar!

Yuck!

How gross!


Going back to Daniel, habang nagtatagal ay lalong dumarami ang nahu-hook sa kanilang Got to Believe ni Kathryn Bernardo.


Bukod sa maganda naman talaga ang flow ng kwento, addicting namang tunay ang acting ng cast, particularly ng immediate family ni Kathryn na sina Manilyn Reynes (Betchay at Benjie Paras (Chito).


This is not to say that Ian Veneracion and Carmina Villaroel are not good.

They are.


Agaw-eksena nga lang ang Tampipi family dahil lagi nama’y mas colorful ang buhay ng mga taong mahihirap compared sa mga bored rich.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!


MAGANDANG PANANAW


NAKAUSAP namin last night ang publisher ng Pilipino Mirror at hotel operator at may ari at the same time ng DWIZ radio (882 khz in your radio dial, 2 to 3pm, Monday thru Friday) na si Sir Edgard Cabangon at napag-usapan namin in passing ang nauuso sa ngayong no party policy ng ibang network at companies at tunay namang naiiba ang kanyang pananaw at paniniwala.


Sir Edgard believes in helping the unfortunate victims of the typhoon Yolanda and he feels for them, but it doesn’t have to mean that the employees in the companies that their family own would have to have a bleak Christmas.


“Tumulong tayo sa mga naging victims ng Yolanda but not to the point na isasakripisyo naman natin ang Pasko ng ating mga empleyado,” he asseverates. “That’s not good.


“‘Yan pa naman ang pinakahihintay ng ating mga empleyado para makapag-unwind at makapag-relax sila, bakit naman ipagkakait natin ito sa kanila?”

Oo naman.


Help if we must to our beleaguered and unfortunate brothers but we should not deprive our employees from the little happiness that they get from these annual Chrismas Parties.


Puwede namang i-tone down ang ating Christmas celebration but it should not be cancelled or become a thing of the past.

Mabuhay ka, Sir Edgard!


IRMA ADLAWAN AT MGA NAKAAANTIG NA PAGTATAGPO SA WISH KO LANG


SA kinamulatang mundo na walang himig at tinig, maipahayag kaya ng isang inang may kapansanan ang kanyang pagsusumamo sa mga tao?


Samahan ang batikang aktres na si Irma Adlawan sa isang natatanging pagganap. May Good Samaritan kayang makaririnig sa kanya? At tunghayan ang mga madamdaming eksena sa muling pag-andar ng WISH KO LANG CARAVAN kung saan ito ay naging bahagi ng maraming pagtatagpo.


Matapos mabalitaan ang naging bagsik ng bagyong Yolanda sa bansa, dali-daling umuwi ang OFW na si Nestor upang alamin ang naging kapalaran ng pinakamamahal na lola.


Abangan ang mga kwentong ito kasama si Vicky Morales sa Wish Ko Lang ngayong Sabado, 4:45pm sa GMA 7.


HUWAG NANG MAGPAKALALAKI KUNG BEKI NAMANG TALAGA!


MARAMI ang natatawa sa pralaling ng isang beking young actor sa kanyang Facebook. Kiyemeng hindi naman daw talaga siya vaklung (is that soooooooo? Harharharharharar!) and most of the time, he’s only doing a job.


Puro nga naman daw kasi gay roles ang natotoka sa kanya kaya it leaves him no choice but to do them.


Talaga lang ha? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Speechless na lang daw kami. Aba’y he doesn’t have to open his mouth and anyone would say that he’s really a fag with a capital F. Harharharharhar!

Ewan! Hahahahahahahaha!


MARIA MERCEDES, HATAW TALAGA!


NEVER kaming naging admirer ni Jessy Mendiola but when her Maria Mercedes had detonated on national television, for some highly baffling reasons, we have become addicted to it.


So much so that our nights won’t be complete anymore without avidly watching it.


Nakaaaliw talaga ang interaction ng mga lead character dito kaya hindi na talaga kumpleto ang aming mga gabi nang hindi ito napapanood.

Promise! Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Nakarma siguro kami dahil imbutido kami before kay Jessy dahil sa ‘ginawa’ niya kay JM de Guzman.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!


Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.


And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!


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Si Daniel Padilla na naman ang target na gamitin ni Fermi Chaka


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