Pinaglalaruan na lang at ginagawang katawa-tawa!

DENIECE Milinette Cornejo must have felt destitute lately with the kind of super negative reviews that she’s been getting from the working press.

Oo nga’t she claims to be the aggrieved party sa kaguluhang namamagitan sa kanila ni Vhong Navarro but it appears as if she and her supposed paramour Cedric Lee have now become two of the most hated

personalities in the business and the target of caustic commentaries emanating not only from the working press but from the public as well.

Imagine, everything about her is now being magnified and talked about. Hayan at nakalkal tuloy ang konek niya supposedly sa broadcaster na si Madam Mel Tiangco.

Nadiskubre ng ever nosy press na anak siya ng dating karelasyon ng batikang broadcaster na ama ng anak nitong si Wency Cornejo. Hahahahahahahahaha! How so very amusing indeed! Harharharharharhar!

Kaya naman pala Cornejo ang surname ng anak ni Tita Mel na si Wency.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, after seeing her in every angle, we get to realize why she’s not being given the much needed push by the networks that she truly hankers for. Hindi naman pala kasi siya kasing ganda ng mga photo na nagkalat sa internet lately.

Kumbaga, namimili lang ng anggulo ang kanyang mukha. Harharharharhar!

Alangan namang pala-palagi na lang siyang naka-profile shot o side view.

At ano point, kinakailangan niyang humarap at doon na nasa-sight ang kanyang mga kapintasan. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

For one, her nose job is not that good. (Not that good daw, o! Hahahahahahaha!) Sa profile shot lang ito magandang tingnan pero kapag frontal na ay may pagkatabingi. Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

Another thing, laugh galore ang publiko sa super emote niyang pag-crayola sa mga news and current affairs program dahil tulo-uhog daw ang kanyang pag-iyak at parang pang best actress pero sa mga appearance naman niya sa TV soaps ay ham acting naman ang kanyang pinakikita. Harharharharharharharharharhar! Mas effective raw kung gano’ng klase ng acting ang kanyang pinakita para approved without thinking ang succeeding roles niya. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang papa naman niyang si Cedric ay ginagawang laughing stock sa internet.

Katawa naman ang supposed nota ng kanyang Papa Cedric na nai-compare ng netizens sa tarugs allegedly ni Vhong. Kung ano kasi ang tinaba-taba at hinaba-haba ng nota ng It’s Showtime host ay siya namang pagka-Mountain Dew nu’ng kay Cedric, which, I strongly believe, is not at all true.

Sa klase ng katawan ni Mr. Cedric before, hindi naman siya ang tipong dyuts, ano?

Honestly, hindi naman nakatatawa ‘yun and definitely foul and not in good taste.

Whatever, it appears that it’s going to be a celebrated case indeed.

Hayan at sumali na si Ms. Kris Aquino para tulungang mabigyan daw ng justice si Vhong.

Well, let’s wait and see.

TYRONE ONEZA SUCCEEDS!

WE are so happy for what hunky singer Tyrone Oneza has become.

Way back during the 90′s, he was already the family’s bread winner and was positively industrious.

Almost two decades hence, he now appears to be an accomplished businessman and is veritably excited with the release of his first self-titled album Tyrone Oneza (Dito Sa Aking Piling) pretty soon.

For old time’s sake, Papa Abs, Peter L. and I, got invited to his pad in Kyusi that is located at the Torre Venezia Suite along Timog Ave. corner Santiago St.

Totoo ka, our friend has indeed gone a long, long way.

Maliban sa unit na mini-maintain niya sa hotel na ‘to, nakabili na pala siya ng sarili niyang unit somewhere in Libis but he had to rent a separate one because the traffic in that locality is definitely repugnantly unbearable.

Anyway, nagbalik-Pinas lang pala siya para pagbigyan ang kanyang hilig na kumanta sa sariling bayan. In as much as he’s one of the much sought-after entertainers in Barcelona, Spain, somehow the lure of local show business is definitely hard to resist.

Well, lots of good luck Tyrone baby. I just hope that your album would be a huge success man.

CRISPY CHAKA AND LOLITA BURUKA, SUPER DEPRESSED NA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Poor Crispy Chakita, the millennium chaka, and Lolita Buruka, the demonic kuflangga (demonic kuflangga raw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!)

Hindi na raw mapakali ang dalawang ubangga dahil sa mukhang nanganganib na ang kanilang hosting careers.

Si Lolita Buruka Y Hadaera (Buruka Y Hadaera raw, o! Hahahahahahaha!) wala nang ginawa kundi mag-kaplog-bate. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Kailan ba naman kasi nagkaroon ng sense ang lomod na gurang na ‘to na halang ang kaluluwa? Hahaha!

Wala ngang kapatawaran ang ginawa niyang pangbababoy sa kaibigan niyang si Kuya Boy de Guia na porke’t down and out na ‘yung tao ay binaboy-baboy talaga at walang awang pinalayas sa Anabels may ilang taon na ang nakararaan considering na binigyan siya nito ng trabaho nu’ng time na siya’y naglulupa pa.

Baboy sa dilang baboy, ‘di ba naman?

Kunsabagay, this doltish ugly old woman is not a human being. To be honest about it, she’s the devil’s incarnate with her diabolical demeanor and untakable schemes.

Hindi na naawa kay Kuya Boy na na-stroke na nga’t lahat at naging mabuti naman sa kanya nu’ng time na may career ito at nakaaangat pero salabusab nga ang nota-oriented na gurang na ‘to. Lugmok na nga ‘yung tao, tinatadyakan pa!

Nakasusulasok, ‘di ba naman? Grabeeeeee!

Ito namang si Ferminata Ogrilya, (Ferminata Ogrilya raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) napakawalanghiya rin at walang awa sa kapwa at nuknukan ng pagkaipokrita.

Kapag kaharap mo siya’y feeling Mother Theresa (feeling Mother Theresa raw, o! Hakhakhakhak!) pero behind your back, she is evil personified. Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!

But God never sleeps and He never tolerates evil doings.

Hayan at malapit nang matigoksi ang hosting career ng chabokanic old woman na ‘to dahil kitang-kita ang kanyang ineptness side by side with Raymond Gutierrez’ eloquence, sterling performance and verbose lingo. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

ANG TINDI NG ARRIVE NI PHOEMELA BARANDA!

SELLING like hotcakes ang latest February issue ng FHM with luscious Phoemela Baranda on the cover.

Dito talaga ay pinatunayan ng matalinong TV personality na kakaiba pa rin ang kanyang alindog. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Totoo ka, wala talaga siya ni katiting na mang bilbil at wah sa pagka-photoshop ang kanyang sizzling sexy pics. Hahahahahahahaha!

Look at it somewhere in this spread and be the judge.

‘Yun na!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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