Friday, January 31, 2014

Fermi Chaka tetano sa show business

Blockbuster sa Facebook namin kapag nakatitikim ng lait ang dalawang impakta ng show business na sina Fermi Chaka at ang lomodic na si Lolita Kuflangera.


Hahahahahahahahaha!


These obese ageing faggish women are definitely two of the most hated personalities in the business today. Hahahahahahahaha!


And why not? Apart from their repulsive doings, these two chakas (two chakas raw talaga, o! Hahaha!) are definitely repugnant and repulsive in their ways and demeanors.


Itong si Fermi Chaka, orig na harangera, sa ABS CBN na lang dalawang dekada kaming hinarangan ng ngangaerang ito na nagiging korteng tao lang (nagiging korteng tao lang daw, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!) kapag nakukulapulan ng emyas ang korteng ulalong mukha.


Hahahahahahahahahahaha!


Kunwa-kunwari’y anak-anak kuno ang drama ng gurami na ‘to but wait till you turn your back and she becomes the personification of evil.


Hakhakhakhakhak!


Kunwa-kunwari’y mapagmahal daw na ina pero asal-demonya


Asal-demonya raw, o! Harharharharharhar!

Anyhow, her days at Police Chorva is definitely numbered for she sticks out like a square peg on a round hole.


Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Mantakin mo ba namang ang gandang lalake ni Raymond Gutierrez at the paradigm of classy bearings, tapos biglang ipapasok ang pinaglumaang si Fermi Chaka (yuck yuck!yuck! kasukah! Hahahaha!) with her bloated face and stomach and horribly antiquated lingo, who would want to watch pa? Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Ito namang si Lolita Namumusarga (Lolita Namumusarga raw, o! Hahahahahaha!) na wala nang ginawa kundi mag Kaplog-Bate sa Wah Talk show nila sa GMA ay numero unong demonya.


I’ve said this before and I’ll never tire in saying it over and over again, grabe talaga ang ginawa ng demonyang ito sa kasama niya sa isang showbiz-oriented talk show way back during the late 80s na si Kuya Boy C. de Guia.


Pinalayas ba namang parang aso ‘yung tao sa isa sa mga presscons niya sa Anabels way back during the 90s, isn’t that the height of brazenness?


Kapal!


Over sa kapallllllll!


Grabe talaga ang pagluha ni Kuya Boy dahil sa laki ng kahihiyan at sama ng loob.


Ikaw ba naman ang ipagtabuyang parang isang askal, di ka ba manlulumo at aatungal ng iyak?


But that’s how this demonic obese woman hideously operates.


Walang puso at demonyo sa dilang demonyo, di ba naman?


Anyhow, malapit nang magbabu ang dalawang satanistang ito, lalo na itong si Lolita Kuflangera na talaga namang ipinagtatabuyang parang mga baboy ang mga GAKAs sa kanyang presscons gayung mal-edukada naman siya at barubal sa dilang barubal at any way you look at, the perfect example of what a GAKA should be.


Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.


And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos.

I always need you, Nong!v


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