HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The description fits them to a T.
Ferminata Chakita and Lolita Tabachina are perfect examples of cheap people in the business who made good for the simple reason that they were plain and simple lucky and innate sipseperas. Innate sipseperas daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Look at their rustic plebeian looks, would they qualify as TV personalities if they would enter show business these days? Harharharharharharhar! The answer is very much on the negative. Very much on the negative raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak! Yuck!
For who, in heaven’s name, would have the temerity to hire them with their repugnant plebeian looks that are not in the least bit cinematic and appealing to look at? Harharharharharharharharhar!
Yuck!
Come to think of it, maswerte nga itong si Lolita Muchacha (Lolita Muchacha raw, o! Harharharhar!) dahil kahit mukha siyang alila (mukhang alila raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) ay na-penetrate niya ang TV hosting world, her repulsive looks notwithstanding. Repulsive looks notwithstanding daw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhak! Yosi-kadiriiiiiiiiiii! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Ito namang si pug-nosed Ferminata ay talaga namang maswerte sa dilang maswerte dahil na-build up siya ni Ate Luds Carvajal na much later on ay tinuklaw niyang parang ahas. Hahahahahahahaha!
Walang utang na loob ang mukhang anayong orig (anayong orig daw, o! Hahahahahahaha!) na ‘to dahil kung libak-libakin niya noon ang taong nagbigay-daan sa kanya para ma-penetrate ang industriya ay kinana niya nang patalikod. Hakhakhakhakhak! How diabolical can you get! Harharharharharharhar!
Anyway, nasa twilight zone na rin naman ang pig-looking matronang ito (pig-looking matrona raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!) na kahit anong gawing suporta ng TV5 ay hindi talaga magustuhan ng publiko. Hahahahahahahaha!
Pa’no naman, antiquated na ang hosting style at nagpapakawala pa ng mga nakapandidiring tayutay na
was na pagka-feel ng makabagong henerasyon. Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!
Kasukaaaaaaaaaah!
Anyway, super active na naman ang dalawang chabokanic (chabokanic daw, o! Harharharharhar!) matrona sa panghaharang sa amin ni amigang Peter Ledesma.
As if naman we are affected. Yuck!
Harangan n’yo man kami nang harangan, mga ngetpalites na matatanda (ngetpalites na matatanda raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!) but you delapidated guranggas are not going to win. Hahahahahahahaha!
Ang tatanda n’yo na at inaatake na nga kayo ng rayuma (si Fermi Chaka nga namumutla kapag walang elevator dahil hirap siyang umakyat using the stairs.. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!) at madalas ng magsikip ang dibdib dahil sa katabaan (Harharharhar!) matuto na kayong magdasal, mga cheap harbatera.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ikaw Fermi Chaka, you will never get our impressive ad placements at Juicy before.
Imagine, mga starlet daw kami pero 12 ad placements kami noon nina Morly at Rey samantalang ikaw, with your nauseating ugliness, ay pinandidirihang pasukin ang inyong Police Chorva ng mga ad men.
Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!
Kunsabagay, with a face like that, who would have the initiative to place an ad?
Yuck!
Magpenetensiya na kayo ni Lolita Burukelya (Lolita Burukelya raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhak!) para hindi na kayo parang mga asong humahalhal ang mga dela (ang mga dela raw talaga, o! Harharharhar!) Nakapandidiri!
YuckYuck!Yuck!
TOUCHING ANG MGA CLAUDINIAN!
IBANG klaseng magmahal at sumuporta ang mga Claudinian ni Ms. Claudine Barretto.
Hayan at wala na silang ginawa kundi mag-PM (private message) sa amin sa Facebook para itanong ang
latest development sa kanilang idolo.
Well, her knight in shining armor Atty. Ferdinand Topacio is trying his darnest best to defend her in court and nullify the accusations of the other party and at the rate things are dramatically unfolding, he’s slowly succeeding.
Dapat lang!
Going back to Clau, I guess it is best that she takes dieting seriously.
Any time naman ay nakahanda pala siyang suportahan ni Ma’am Malou Santos basta’t nasa fighting form na siya.
Naku, my dear, your fans are sooo eager to see you back in tip-top shape and acting once again on cam. Please don’t disappoint them.
Hayaan mo na ‘yang mga cheap mong detractors. What matters most is that your fans are still very much around and willing to support you.
ANG TINDI NG ACCUSATIONS KAY DENIECE CORNEJO
I don’t know why people from all walks of life are calling me up lately and leaving a private message at my Facebook account on the controversial Deniece Cornejo. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
And while reading some of these, ‘di ko maiwasang hindi matawa.
May millennium counterpart na raw pala ang iconic kuflangera na si Linda Lovelace sa katauhan ng demure-looking na si Deniece. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Sabi ba naman kasi ni Vhong Navarro, wala raw namang penetration na nangyari and all the woman did was fellate him to-the-max. Fellate him to the max daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Ka-amuse naman ever.
Napaka-staid-looking and prim and proper pero ang forte o specialty pala ay fellatio. Harharharharharharharhar!
Amusing indeed!
YAM CONCEPCION IS HOT!
KUNG si Deniece Cornejo ay sumikat ignominiously, ito namang protegee ni Ms. Claire dela Fuente na si Yam Concepcion ay pantasya pala ng mga bagets na ombre dahil na rin sa kanyang mouth-watering endowments and appealing Pinay beauty.
Anyway, may follow-up soap pala siya sa ABS-CBN but she’d rather not talk about lest ma-KC Concepcion siya ever. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Ngayon kasi, ang uso, if you have a project in the offing it’s best to keep mum about it.
Meaning, you can only openly talk about it at the presscon of the project when everything has been ironed out already.
But as long as nothing is that concrete or definite yet, you need to keep your mouth shut. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, super missed na si Yam ng kanyang male following na ang last project na napanood siya’y ang afternoon soap pang Dugong Buhay.
‘Yun na!
Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.
And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
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