HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Kapag nakikita namin sa mga showbiz events ang wholesome imaged na deejay na ‘to, palihim kaming natatawa dahil ang feeling nami’y beki siya na pilit naglala-lalakihan lang.
Para kasing may swishy-swashy movements siya na revealing so to speak of his real identity.
Kumbaga, parang amoy ‘malansa’ siya kaya palihim na lang kaming natatawa. Hahahahahahahahaha!
All the while, we had this feeling that he was also a dick-fellating fag who was trying to project the image of a macho guy. Kaya naman laking gulat namin nang makarating sa amin ang chikang may kakaibang tripping daw ang ‘malusog’ na radio personality at ang drama niya’y nililigawan ang kanyang avid radio listeners at kapag bumigay na ang mga ito, dinadala niya sa kanyang condo para roon chorvahin.
Para roon daw chorvahin, o! Harharharharharhar!
Buong akala talaga namin ay balewala lang sa kanya ang display of affection sa mga chicks na kanyang kabeso. All the while pala, meron siyang lihim na pagnanasa.
May lihim na pagnanasa raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Come to think of it, this is no laughing matter altogether.
Taking advantage of the credulity of his radio listenes is not a good thing to do.
But then if you maintain an open mind, he’s not in any way to be blamed of his fans idiocy.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ang dapat sisihin ay ang deejay-struck na mga chiching na ‘to na oks lang na chorvahin sila as long as maging that intimate sa kanila ang malusog na deejay. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Besides, it takes two to tango, right?
Hindi naman siguro makaeeksena ang papable kunong DJ (sa kanyang pantasya at ilusyon! Hahahahahaha!) kung hindi naman magbibigay ng motibo ang mga chicks na ‘to.
Kunsabagay, kung ‘yun ngang kontrobersyal na young actress ay naging dyowa pa ng isa ring radio jock at ito pa raw ang gibsona ng andalu sa kanyang papa, ito pa kayang mga nameless na listeners na DJ- struck na maituturing ang hindi bibigay at magpapaubaya? Hahahahahahahahahaha!
But is the guy blessed with a huge dick? Harharharharhar!
I don’t think so!
I don’t think so raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
But then, I haven’t seen it so it’s unfair for me to become judgmental. Hahahahahahahaha!
‘Yun nah!
KUH LEDESMA’S FORGIVING HEART
My first encounter with Ms. Kuh Ledesma barely some two decades ago was not altogether pleasant.
But in fairness to the unfading diva, she was nice but not that ingratiatingly sweet naman when we approached her at the press conference of the GMA soap My Destiny where she delineates a Vicki Belo inspired character Selena Andrada as doctor to the stars.
Nag-mature na talaga ang outlook sa buhay ng unfading diva and she is not that detached and cold anymore.
Personally, we’re happy for her. Karamihan sa kanyang mga contemporaries ay hindi na masyadong visible sa show business but Ms. Kuh’s still very much in the running, so to speak.
Napanatili niya kasi ang ganda ng kanyang pangangatawan, along with her seeming youth.
Dapat lang!
ONE KAPAMILYA GO IN TORONTO!
The fireworks for Canada’s 147th birthday on July 1 are yet to launch but the all-Filipino Kapamilya gang from ABS-CBN’s The Filipino Channel (TFC) had already started one humongous party of thousands when it held last June 21 One Kapamilya Go in Toronto at the prestigious Direct Energy Centre and Ricoh Coliseum.
As long lines filled tens of activity booths of TFC, myRemit and event sponsors, and waves of hungry ticketholders packed the dining hall of Filipino food vendors, many attendees trooped early to the game hall for the Celebrity Bingo which was emceed by Tart Carlos and Vivieka Ravanes, the comedy duo from TFC’s global rom-com hit, Be Careful With My Heart.
Gleeful shrieks pierced the air not only when winners called out ‘Bingo!’ but also when celebrities like Maja Salvador, Enrique Gil and Xian Lim made surprise appearances. There were also well-applauded performances from local talents Inah Canlapan and singers from the Josie De Leon School of Performing Arts.
The main show under award-winning film and TV director John-D Lazatin and his team opened with one of the most creative and hilarious video spoofs in Filipino television done on the famously viral Monica vs Nicole catfight scene of TFC’s phenomenal teleserye hit, The Legal Wife.
The cheers haven’t died down when the reigning Philippine king of the dance floor, Enrique Gil, joins Maja before breaking out with the back-up dancers with his own hit, ‘OHA! Kaya Mo Ba ‘To (Can You Do This?)’, as his colorful music video with an infectious beat plays on the big screen.
Enrique followed this up with a sexy, updated version of the Hagibis classic, ‘Katawan (Body)’. Giggles turned into more shrieks when Tart and Vivieka introduced Angel Locsin who exuded wholesome charm with her rendition of Katy Perry’s ‘The One That Got Away’, followed by a cool performance of Zia Quizon’s jazzy pop hit, ‘Ako Na Lang (Let It Be Me)’.
“We promised to turn Toronto into the happiest place for our fellow Filipinos and we hoped that we achieved it with this year’s One Kapamilya Go. Our brothers and sisters deserved it,” said ABS-CBN Global Head of Events, Ad Sales & Trade Marketing Ricky Resurreccion.
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