HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess Mommy Divine’s acting inordinately petulant and peevish when she purportedly staged that uncalled for and veritably melodramatic walk out scene at the birthday party of her comely daughter Sarah Geronimo of late.
Nakatatawa talagang hindi maka-move on si Mommy Divine sa katotohanang her daughter is no longer a ‘baby’ is now already an adult who’s mature enough to decide things on her own and doesn’t have to be most cowtowing of her most of the time.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hurting nga siguro para kay Mommy Divine na nasa right age na ang kanyang anak, hence, very much capable of making some important or most vital decisions in her life on her own.
Anyway, mukhang big deal ba para kay Mommy Divinie na bigyan ng pristine birthday kiss ang kanyang nasa tama na rin namang edad na anakis ng boyfriend nito?
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
I guess that’s pretty immature of her to be acting most over-protective of her daughter when she’s already 26 years of age and is very much capable of doing what she believes is the right thing. Hahahahahahahahaha!
How so very amusing!
Gusto yata ni Mommy Divine ay umarteng nobisyada (umarteng nobisyada raw talaga, o! How gross! Hahahahahahaha!) si Sarah G. at ma-offend dahil her boyfriend did have the supposed temerity to give her a chaste kiss on the cheek. Harharharharharhar!
Naman!
We are now living in the new millennium, mommy dearest, it’s but fitting and imperative that your dauhgter gets kissed on her natal day. Hakhakhakhakhakhak!
LAIT NA WALANG PATUMANGGA!
Hahahahahahaha! I find it grossly amusing that Iya Villania was purportedly throwing her weight around and acting like the all-knowing personality that she was not, at Yes Magazine’s 100 Most Beautiful Stars affair recently. Hahahahahahahaha!
Oozing with condescension daw talaga ang perennial starlet (she is fast being labelled as the NoriD alisay of the new milllennium, English version! Harharharharhar!) mademoiselle at binabara ang press na nagtatanong sa mga artista sa paraang hindi niya gusto.
Really? Is that supposed to be the actuation of a woman of unquestioned culture and erudition that you profess to be? Harharharharhar!
Honey,ang layu-layo mo kay Ruffa Gutierrez who happens to be a well-travelled woman and articulate beyond words and yet equipped with the down-to-earth ways and manners of a veritably schooled persona. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Try to eat your humble pie occasionaly, my dear, so that like Ruffa G., you would be inordinately well liked and perennially blessed, too! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
VAVALINA CHEAPANGGA WOULD WANT TO HUG THE LIMELIGHT DESPERATELY!
Hahahahahahahahaha! Palibhasa’y wala ng pumapansin sa gurang na si Vavalina Kuflangera Y Paorosita, (paorosita raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar! Yuck!) humahataw na naman these days ang brazen commentaries nito sa internet putting us down but naturally and inventing gross, manipulative stories about us. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Who, the hell, is the maleducated fag, whose ugliness defies description, making a fool of?
Whose ugliness defies description daw, o! Harharharharhar!
Hay, naku! why don’t you have your lacerated anus fixed, lola?
Imagine, kapag nagsi-CR ka, wala ka ng ka-effort-effort at lumalabas na lang on its own volition ang iyong ebs. Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!
Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!
Apart from that, duldulin ka pa and you this creepy triangular scars all over your emaciated legs that are indeed very yucky looking.
Very yucky looking daw, o! Harharharharharhar!
Manigas ka matandang inurungan na ng mga nota (inurungan na raw ng mga nota, o! Hahahahahahaha!).
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Pagamot mo ang nagnanaknak mong mga binti na hindi na gumagaling ang mga yosi-kadiring sugat dahil sa iyong diabetes ailment na I’m pretty sure would lead to your funeral.
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Wala kang utang na loob. Pinatira ka namin ni Nong at pinagsilbihan sa bahay gratis et amores for two decades and yet you have the gall to say imagined, horrible concoctions about me? Hahahahahahahaha!
Kapal mo, lola!,
Ang kapal-kapal mooooooooh! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Adios. Baboy! Harharharhar!
May you rot in hell! Hahahahahahahaha!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong! DAPAT LANG!/Pete G. Ampoloquio, Jr.
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