Sunday, August 31, 2014

Mas naka-score dahil ramdam ang pagka-macho!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Amusing naman ang chika tungkol sa love triangle na nabuo sa isang rating na soap opera. Dati talaga, and this was prior to the airing of the said sudsy, people from all walks of life had the impression that the tall and hunky young man would be ardently pursuing his purported fascination for the young wacky actress that he would co-star in that evening soap.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


Ang kaso, parang press release lang pala ang drama ng tall and hunky dude dahil in real life, ‘iba’ raw ang feel nito ever.


Harharharharhar!


I’m not going to pinpoint directly what it was that the tall young man was downright fascinated with. Basta hanggang press release lang daw ang trip nito sa kikay na young actress dahil….fill in the blanks na lang mga titas.


Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!


Sayang na kadakuan ever.


Sayang na kadakuan ever raw, o! Harharharharharhar!


Could it be true? Hakhakhakhakhakhak!


Looking back, palihim na umarko raw ang kilay ng isang famed transvestite actor/host nang pagsayawin niya impromptu ang young actor sa kanyang show dahil bump and grind routine raw ng mga burlesque dancers ang may I dance ng aktor.


Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Ano ba ‘yan? Hakhakhakhakhakhak!


But in fairness to him, he’s got a mellowed barritone voice that gives him the big edge over other young actor his age.


‘Yun nga lang, true nga kayang disappointed daw ang wacky young actress sa mga press releases ng aktor na trip siya nito at balak ligawan?


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


Puro bukeke lang daw kasi at wala namang ginagawa para maiparamdam ang kanyang intensyon.


Para maiparamdam daw ang intensyon, o! Harharharharharhar!


Anyhow, put one and one together and what you have is the exact answer to the equation. Hakhakhakhakhakhak!


Kabliwed! Hahahahahahahahahaha!


MAJOR DECISIONS IN HER CAREER, MATAGAL NA PINAG-ISIPAN NI SHAWIE


Happy for Ms. Sharon Cuneta. Finally, she has made the most vital decision in her showbiz career and that is to terminate her five-year contract with the Kapatid network.


Looking back, dito sa Remate nag-react si Senator Kiko Pangilinan dahil sa sinulat naming unbiased observation tungkol sa controversial postings ng kanyang mega wife sa kanyang well-followed facebook account.


We need not go into details and we are not delusional like Bubonika, but what we wrote had stirred the hornet’s nest and the end product was absolutely satisfying to Ate Shawie and her politician husband.


Lately, she has made the big leap once again and her decision to go freelance has become veritable hot news in the business.


Kung ano ang napagkasunduan nila ng TV5 ay hindi na in-expound ni Ms. Sharon.


But speculations are rife to the effect that she’s once again moving back to her old network ABS-CBN.


Good luck Ms. Sharon. We’re so happy that you’ve finally had the chutzpa to break free from a contract that was not in any way satisfactory to both parties – you and TV 5.


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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong! DAPAT LANG!/Pete G. Ampoloquio, Jr.


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Mas naka-score dahil ramdam ang pagka-macho!


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