HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Could it be true? Gulat na gulat daw sa inasal ng isang napakahusay na aktres ang mga otaw sa isang gathering of stars lately. Habang may-I-sing daw kasi in an off-key manner sa nasabing party ang mga personalities na nagpi-feeling singer, K-less namang kumanta (K-less raw talagang kumanta, o! Harharharharharharhar!) bigla raw natigalgal ang mga otaw nang biglang pumagitna ang eskalerang aktres with matching bagets na ombaw at bumanat talaga ng sayaw non-stop.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Na-amuse raw talaga ang mga bystanders dahil at the ripe age of 50, carry pa palang makipaghatawan sa dance floor ng aktres.
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Well, nakalimutan siguro nilang during her prime, she was one of the dancing queens of the industry at unkabogable talaga siya sa dance floor.
Well, ang chika, baka raw naman ang ikina-shock nila ay ang pagsayaw ng ating bida with a good looking young man who’s purportedly young enough to be her son.
Young enough to be her son daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!
Bigla tuloy naming naalala ang chika before na kamuntik na raw magkaroon ng ‘affair’ ang aktres sa isang tisoy na aktor na makakasama sana niya sa isang soap kung hindi nagkartoon ng intriga sa pagitan nilang dalawa. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Ayaw ni Sarah G. nang ganyan. Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!
Ang talkening kasi ng mga tsismosa, nag-fall daw supposedly ang ate natin sa may kabataang aktor dahil nag-flirt naman kasi ito sa kanya in all fairness.
In all fairness raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, that’s water under the bridge now since our controversial subject is no longer with the network and has already ‘migrated’ to its rival network who offered a veritably more lucrative deal.
Kaso lang, inasmuch as her last project with the network was a veritable hit, mukhang wala pa raw project na naka-ready para sa aktres dahil may konting problema kuno with her quaint working habits.
‘Yan ay kung problema nga itong matatawag if true. Hakhakhakhakhakhak!
If true raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!
Pa’no raw kasi, laging mega hyper ang ate natin every time she’d report on the set. Harharharharhar!
Well, sa totoo lang naman, kahit saan ay talk of the town ang quaint mannerisms ng aktres na ‘to.
Honestly, nagka-migraine raw sa kanya (nagka-migraine raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!) ang isang super madadang comedic actress when they did a movie together a couple of months ago.
Hitsurang nasa CR ay non-stop daw ang talkies ni ate and it supposedly came to a point when the too fleshy lady comedienne was already dozing off and yet the multi-awarded actress was still talking non-stop.
Non-stop daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Ayokoooooh! Hahahahahahahaha!
What the actress in question found terribly amusing was the fact that the controversiaL star was still talking animatedly when she woke up, giving her the impression that she still went on talking long after she was asleep. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Kung wala na nga raw ang kanyang co-actors, pati mga crew ay kanya na ring tino-talkies. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
How so inordinately amusing!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
‘Yun nah!
ATE VI, TINUPAD ANG PANGAKO KAY MOTHER!
Sa launching ng Ala Eh festival sa Batangas at belated birthday blowout ni Mother Lily Monteverde Kay Gov. Vilma Santos last Monday, nangako ang star for all seasons na ita-try niyang mag-mediate at kausapin si Manay Ethel Ramos para magkaayos na ito at ang Regal Matriarch.
True to her word, tinext talaga ni Ate Vi si Manay Ethel while the presscon of My Big Bossing, the one that’s being starred by Bossing Vic Sotto and Ryzza Mae Dizon, togeter with Marian Rivera, who’s looking a lot slimmer and lovelier these days, and Nikki Gil.
Nevertheless, not in a forgiving mood these days si Manay na nagsabing hindi na raw niya uulitin pa ang naging pagkakamali niya supposedly many years ago when she did acquiesce to the endless cajoling of some friends to smoke the peace pipe with one of her nemesis.
Hindi naman daw kasi gaganda ang buhay niya kung magbabati sila ni Mother, or words to that effect.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh, well, sabi nga niyan sa isang promising soap, sa tamang panahon.
Sa tamang panahon daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!
‘Yun nah!
Anyway, going back to My Big Bossing composed ito ng tatlong episodes na pawang pinagbutihan siyempre ng tatlong direktor na kinabibilangan nina Tony V. Reyes (Sirena), Marlon Rivera (Taktak), at Bb. Joyce Bernal (Prinsesa).
Matindi ang expenses na involved dahil three movies in one nga ito na hindi talaga ini-expect ni Bossing Vic (Hahahahahahahaha!) pero nag-enjoy syempre ang kanyang leading ladies na sina Marian Rivera at Nikki Gil dahil napakabait daw palang katrabaho ni Vic at never kang mapi-pressure.
Cool lang siyang produ at never na na-rattle o nagpakita ng kagaspangan nang pag-uugali on the set kahit matindi talaga ang pressure on his part bilang producer.
Ang My Big Bossing ay official entry to the 2014 Metro Manila and this early, the people behind bossing Vic are expecting that it’s going to be a runaway winner at the box-office as is always the case with most of the movies he has starred in.
‘Yun nah!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong! DAPAT LANG!/PETE G. AMPOLOQUIO, JR.
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