SHE got married at a very young age.
No wonder, when she had two daughters, life was just beginning to take shape and excite her.
In stark contrast, her husband was already too mature for her young taste and was already beginning to show some tell-tale signs of aging.
Lalong naging kumplikado ang sitwasyon when she joined a reality show on TV and realized for the first time that she was too young already for her jaded husband and had some needs that should be sated. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
How tragic for the husband who was already in his late forties by that time. For how could he possibly compete with young firm bodies with flat abdominal areas and enticingly bulging crotch, but naturally, when his life was altogether devoid of excitement?
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Nakahahabag naman ever.
Kaya sa panahong kailangan siya ng kanyang asawa, nagdesisyong makipaghiwalay ang late-bloomer na aktres sa kanyang na-shock syempreng mister.
Anyway, enjoy to-the-max sa kanyang buhay ang mudrang mas young-looking at more physically fit pa sa dalawa niyang dambulinang mga anak. Hahahahahahahahaha!
How so very amusing!
I’m sure na ang mga suitors ng kanyang mga anak ay nawawalan ng gana once na makita na nila ang kagandahan at kasariwaan ni mudra. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Shakira ever. Hakhakhakhak!
How sad!
‘Yun na!
PROUD NA SI DIREK LOUIE IGNACIO
HE’S a very gifted director and most of the movies he did were certified box-office hits.
Anyway, this year, he’s most excited with his new baby that is the official selection at the 10th Cinemalaya Independent Film Festival Director’s Showcase Category.
Artista niya rito sina Aiko Melendez, Gabby Eigenmann, Rochelle Pangilinan, Rita de Guzman, Jak Roberto and Jake Vargas.
The story is quite simple but moving.
A 16-year-old kid botches a drug courier job and is facing imminent murder. His mother pushes his autistic brother to kill the drug dealer in order to save him.
That is the premise of the story that is going to be shown on the last day of the festival.
No wonder, direk Louie is beaming with excitement and has decided to let go of his hard-earned dough just to produce a movie as significant as this one.
Although I haven’t seen the movie yet, I have this gut feeling that it’s going to be received warmly at the box-office.
Si Aiko Melendez lang naman ang lead actress rito and her two sons Jak Roberto and Jake Vargas.
Kung sino ang autistic brother at kung sino ‘yung napasubo sa sindikato ay siyang sasagutin when Direk Louie’s movie gets shown at the much-coveted Director’s Showcase Category of the 10th Cinemalaya Independent Film Festival.
PARANG NAPABAYAAN SA KUSINA
NAKATATAWA (hayan, bobitang Fermi Chakita, salitang ugat ang inuulit, tonta! Hahahahahaha!) naman ang itzu lately ni Janine Togonon.
Samantalang very much svelte and in tip-top shape sina Venus Raj at Shamcey Supsop, parang napabayaan naman sa kusina ng isang five star hotel (where the foods are definitely mouth-watering..Hahahahahahaha!) ang dating 1st runner-up sa Miss Universe beauty pageant.
Sa totoo, ang lalaki ng kanyang mga braso at parang ang lapad ng kanyang waistline. Hahahahahaha!
Naku, Ning, you should be wary of your new weight and body. Hahahahahahaha!
Honestly, it doesn’t become you for it has made you look too heavy and matronly on cam side by side with Shamcey and Venus Raj’s svelte and trim bodies. Hahahahahahahahaha!
And speakin of Venus, mukhang in love siya lately.
Iba kasi ang glow ng kanyang personalidad as compared to Shamcey who must be infanticipating that’s why she was not looking her comeliest best.
‘Yun lang!
PAGPAPATWEETUMS NI SARITA, NAKAUUMAY NA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Kung makaarte naman itong si Sarah Geronimo ay para bang she’s nothing but a nubile 15-year-old who’s but beginning to experience the joys of being in love.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Magtigil-tigil ka na nga baby girl kuno dahil barely five years from now, llebo tres ka na, ning!
Harharharharharhar!
Siguro, mas okay kung magpapakita ka ng konting maturity lalo na’t hindi ka naman mainstay ng Going Bulilit. Hakhakhakhakhak!
Kaya tuloy hindi mag-succeed ang lovelife mo ay dahil sa nagpapaka-baby-baby ka pa when you’re already a mature woman. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Big turn-off ‘yan sa mga lalaki, kitten.
Kitten daw, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!
Mabuti pa, gawin mo na ang remake ng Burlesk Queen ni Ate Vi para lalong umangat ang career mo.
‘Yun lang!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Pakinabangan mo kasi ang katawan mo habang puwede mo pa itong ipagmalaki at hindi pa nagsasag.
‘Yun nah!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
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