HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This lesbian who has the flagrant temerity to claim that she was allegedly forced by Vhong Navarro to fellate him and have sex with him later was obviously making up stories and telling cheap lies.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Imagine, nakausap namin ang dating gandarang Star Circle starlet na nakarelasyon ni Vhong for almost two years and she told us in a highly straightforward manner that the Star Circle actor was ‘gifted’. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Bigger pa nga raw ang actor/comedian/dancer (in terms of circumference and length..Hahahahaha!) sa chinky-eyed morenong aktor na nakarelasyon din niya during her younger years.
Kaya ‘yung cheap allegations ng lesbong manipis raw ang notes ni Papa Vhong at maliit ay kabulaanan of the highest and cheapest order.
Cheap! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Imagine, uncircumcized pa raw at that?
Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!
Magtigilled!
Meron ba namang chickboy na supot? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Puhlehhhzzzzzzzeeeeee!
Kahit ‘yung asawa ni Papa Vhong na si Bianca Lapuz nang tanungin namin nu’ng time na magkakasama pa kami sa Chika Mo, Chika Ko ng UNTV 37 ni Kuya Daniel Razon ay never nagsabing Pocholo Avila ang ex niya. Hakhakhakahakhakhak!
Ano buzz? Hahahahahahahahaha!
Obviously, this lesbo is fantasizing if not hallucinating altogether.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ang mabuti pa, manood ka na lang ng Da Possessed ng Star Cinema, lola, para mabawasan ang tokneneng mo sa ulo, tol! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Pagtrip-an mo na lang ang kaseksihan ni Solenn Heussaff (katilam-tilam siya, ning! Hakhakhakhak!) para mag-orgasm ka pa while fingering your clitz.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
How gross!
Yuck!
Next gimmick puhleeeezzzzze! Hahahahahahahahaha!
MAYOR BISTEK AT VICE ISKO SA TONIGHT WITH ARNOLD CLAVIO NGAYONG MIYERKULES
MAKIGULO at makipagkulitan kasama sina Quezon City Mayor Herbert “Bistek” Bautista at Manila Vice Mayor Francisco “Isko Moreno” Domagoso sa Tonight with Arnold Clavio ngayong Miyerkules, Abril 9, sa GMA News TV.
Dalawa sa mga kilalang public servants na parehong nagsimula sa showbiz bago nanilbihan sa gobyerno sina QC Mayor Herbert at Manila Vice Mayor Isko. Pero sa Tonight with Arnold Clavio, ititigil daw muna nila pansamantala ang pulitika at simpleng “Isko” at “Bistek” na lang daw ang itawag sa kanila.
Totoo nga bang nagkaroon ng alitan o professional rivalry sa pagitan nilang dalawa? Kung pagalingan naman sa pag-arte ang pag-uusapan, sino kaya ang mananaig sa kanila? Sino naman ang mas mahusay sa kantahan? Aamin na kaya si Bistek tungkol sa lovelife niya?
Tunghayan ang no-holds barred na kuwelang kuwentuhan kasama si Arnold “Igan” Clavio ngayong Miyerkules sa GMA News TV.
MAS FEEL SI ENRIQUE?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Intriguing talaga ang statement ng young actress na si Julia Barretto of the hot afternoon Dreamscape soap Mirabella kung saan sinabi nitong parang kuya lang daw ang turing niya kay Sam Concepcion.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Pinalalabas kasing kaya raw brotherly love lang ang maibibigay niya kay Papa Sam ay dahil sa ang trip niyang maging papa ay si, you got it right, guys, (Hahahahahahahahaha!) it’s none other than Enrique Gil for some obvious reasons.
Harharharhaharhar!
Anyway you look at it, size is might. Hahahahahahahahaha!
I didn’t say anything bad or lewd ha?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Kidding aside, napaka-cute and cuddlesome naman kasi ni Enrique and his face up-close reminds anyone who gets to see it of summer and spring time.
Summmer and spring time raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Maliban sa kanyang flawless at hunky body, asset ni Enrique ang kanyang soulful pair of eyes na penetrating talaga kung makatingin.
Kahit nga devoid of any dialog ay naipararamdam niya ang kanyang saloobin by way of his super expressive eyes.
Sosyal, ‘di ba naman? Hahahahahahahahaha!
Napanonood nga pala ang MiraBella bago mag-TV Patrol sa ABS-CBN syempre.
OKAY LANG KUNG KAMUHIAN SIYA NG MGA FANS NI ANNE CURTIS
BILANG anak ng character ni Eula Valdez na Banak, okay lang kay Bangs Garcia na i-hate siya ng huge following ng singer/actress/comedienne. “I consider it as a job lang naman po,” asseverates Bangs in obvious reference to her mermaid role in Dreamscape’s Dyesebel.
“But off-cam, Anne (Curtis) and I get along real fine.
“We might not be that intimate but we get along well.”
So there!
Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.
And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
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