Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Hindi lang mga artista ang busy, kabit entertainment press ay busy rin!

NAKAIIRITA (hayan Bubonika, salitang ugat ang inuulit, matanda ka! Hahahahahahahaha!) ang ilang showbiz-oriented talk show sa telebisyon.


Hindi naman lahat pero meron diyang parang hindi binibigyan ng importansya ang working press na ginagamit lang naman nila sa kanilang show para mag-create ng interest at eventually ay mag-rate.


It’s quite sickening that they ask you for an interview and yet they make you their second priority when you know pretty well that you’re doing your part in making their show a little bit interesting.


Diyan naman namin mapupuri ang Face the People that’s being anchored by the lovely Tintin Bersola-Babao and the feisty Gelli de Belen.


Dito talaga, may oras na binibigay para mag-report ka sa set. May allowance para makakain ka at malagyan ng make-up if you’re the kind who wants to look your finest best before facing the cameras, at may magandang talent fee para sa effort mo.


Magandang talent fee raw para sa effort mo, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Kaya naman kapag mga talent coordinators na nila ang tumatawag, talagang eager akong sumagot dahil bukod nga sa magandang treatment ay effect-effect pa ang talent fee at hindi ba tulad ng iba riyan na parang ginagawang timawa ang press.


Yuck!


Syorak talaga na magse-set sila ng time pero sa takdang oras ay hindi makararating at mag-a-apologize na lang kuno dahil natagalan ang interview nila sa mga starlets na wala namang rating kapag pinalalabas na ever. Hakhakhakhakhakhak!


Cheap!


Anyhow, hindi kaya alam ng mga field reporters na ‘to na ang entertainment press man ay busy rin sa sandamakmak na trabaho, more so if you’re the kind who’s editing an entertainment tabloid and hosting a daily radio show on the side?


Akala siguro ng mga taong ito ay ang mga starlets lang nila ang busy at kaming mga entertainment writers ay hindi. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


I don’t care if I don’t get invited anymore in your cheap shows. Matitigok din naman ‘yan kung puro walang kwentang personalities ang inyong iko-cover at mga entertainment press na nangingintab ang mga mukha at halatang naglulupa.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Sa inyo na ang super barat ninyong talent fees at amin naman ang aming dignidad. Basta ako, I love Face the People and Gelli and Tintin and TV5 as well.


At least marunong silang magpahalaga sa press at hindi ginagawang kakaning itik ang talent fees at nginangarag sa mga cheap nilang working scheds ever.


Yuck!


WALA NA BANG DUGO SA MUKHA ITONG SI CRISPY CHAKA?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Obvious na hindi na siya nirerespeto at pinahahalagahan pero Crispy Chaka is holding on tenaciously to her job as if it’s her life that’s at stake. Hahahahahahahahaha!


Hayan at she’s been ignominiously demoted to a pitiful field reporter position but she seems not to mind one scintilla (one scintilla raw talaga, o! Harharharhar!).


Totoo ka, beggars can’t afford to be choosy! Hahahahahahahahahaha!


How gross!


Kung ako siguro ‘yan since I have my self respect very much intact, I’m going to resign unceremoniously. But Bubonika is shameless and thick-skinned enough to take the biggest blow to her ego just to save her face from further ignominy.

Hakhakhakhakhakhak!


Yuck!


Kaya kahit minsa’y hindi na siya sinasama sa show, tiis-tiis pa rin ang busalsal ang ilong na matrona. Harharharharharhar!


How cheap!


Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!


But then, retribution lang naman ‘yan o comeuppance sa mga ginawa niyang kabalahuraan sa amin.


Kung bakit kasi hindi pa tanggapin na passe’ na ang kanyang archaic (arcahic daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!) hosting style at mga Boy Abunda at mga Kris Aquino na ang in na istilo sa ngayon.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


Wasang na lola ang mga kata at kita mo ever at pinagtatawanan na ‘yan ng mga makabagong kabataan.


Hahahahahahahahahaha!


On top of that, look at yourself, don’t you get scared just looking at your grossly deformed body and equally gross facial features? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!


‘Yun lang!


ELLEN ADARNA, KAPANTA-PANTASYA!


NGAYONG palabas na ang kanilang Moon of Desire ni Meg Imperial, I’m 100% sure that Ellen Adarna is going to get noticed. Bukod kasi sa stunning na ang kanyang presence, this young lady is also articulate and the paradigm of sensuality inasfar as the new Filipina is concerned.


Maghintay-hintay lang ang kanyang mga detractors at nakasisiguro kaming sila ang masi-shock sa pag-angat ng showbiz career ng Paris Hilton of the Philippines.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!


TUMITINDI NA ANG FOLLOWING NG AQUINO & ABUNDA TONIGHT


KUNG dati’y walang commercial load ang Aquino & Abunda Tonight, these days obvious na pinanonood na ang fifteen-minuteer show ng iconic duo dahil dumarami na ang ad placements.


Ayaw ni Bubonika nang ganyan. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Anyway, riot ang interview nila last night kay Gary Valenciano who’s gained some becoming poundage and was looking fresh and cool. Hahahahahahahahaha!


Typical of Kuya Boy, he really said what was on his mind and asked Gary pointblank if there ever was a time when he got involved with gays. Hahahahahahaha!


Predictably so, his answer was very much on the negative but a lot of people texted us and their disbelief.


Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Medyo ticklish nga naman ang question but I do believe that Gary V. was not being altogether honest.


Hahahahahahahahahahaha!


‘Yun nah!


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