HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Feeling symphatetic na naman si Bubonika, the rat-faced matrona lately when finally ay sumagot ang isang personalidad na ngayo’y pinag-uusapan within the metropolis dahil sa tragic occurrence sa kanyang buhay may asawa.
Alam naman kasi nating heartbroken ito lately dahil her live-in mate for so many years is now having an intimate relationship with a controverial showbiz personality who’s becoming lovelier and slimmer with each passing day.
Love, love, love! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, okay naman sanang maging symphatetic siya kung talagang totoo naman ito sa kanyang kalooban.
Harharharharharhar!
But knowing how cunning and super shrewd she operates, kaya lang naman siya concerned ay dahil sa well-connected at moneyed ang personalidad na involved.
Otherwise, why should Bubonika care? Harharharharhar!
Yuck!
You nauseate me old bag! Old bag daw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!
Ganyan ka naman talaga, babaeng mukhang anda (Babaeng mukhang anda raw, o! Hahahahahaha!). Kailan ka ba naman nagkasimpatya sa mga taong walang career at andalu, aber?
Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!
Oo nga’t nakahahabag naman ang personalidad na ‘to na nagmahal lang naman nang todo at totoo pero ganyan talaga ang buhay. It’s not always a bed of roses. At one point, you need to experience being hurt not because our Lord is an inveterate sadist but because it has a purpose.
Besides, magkaroon man ng bagong karelasyon si Kuya, I doubt if he’s going to abandon his first family altogether.
Going back to Bubonika, put a stop to your nauseating tupperware ways, andita.
Andita raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Learn the rudiment of planting kamote tops instead because that is going to be your main preoccupation one of these days.
Mark my word!
Mark my word daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
‘Yun nah, gurangga! Hahahahahahaha!
RYAN AGONCILLO AT JUDAY, INLOVE PA RIN SA ISA’T ISA!
NGAYONG Sabado, Abril 12, isang espesyal na episode ang handog ng Picture! Picture! dahil sa selebrasyon ng kaarawan ng game master na si Ryan Agoncillo.
Puno ng kasiyahan ang episode na ito dahil bibisita sa Picture! Picture! ang mga pinakamalalapit na tao sa kaniyang puso.
Maglalaro ang kilalang radio DJ na si Mr. Fu, kasama ang batikang direktor na si Joey Reyes, pati na ang aktres at TV host turned public servant na si Cong. Lucy Torres-Gomez at ang isa sa institusyon sa industriya, ang nag-iisang Master Showman na si German “Kuya Germs” Moreno.
Sino sa mga kaibigan ni Ryan ang matitira para makapaglaro sa jackpot round?
Samahan ang Kapuso Game Master na si Ryan Agoncillo sa Picture! Picture! tuwing Sabado, 6PM pagkatapos ng 24 Oras Weekend sa GMA.
Kay Ryan Agoncillo pa rin, marami ang humahanga sa ganda ng kanyang pagdadala sa marriage nila ng kanyang asawang si Ms. Judy Ann Santos. A couple of months ago, rumors were rife to the effect that his marriage with the ABS-CBN talent was already very much on the wane.
That Juday had even consulted a top-notch lawyer in connection with a possible annullment of their marriage.
Pero ‘yun na nga, they are still living together and appears to be very much in love with each other.
Well, it looks like their marriage has become formidably solid and no amount of intrigue could possibly have it ruined.
Hayan nga at pinagtapat pa ang kanilang game shows pero to no avail. Pinagtatawanan na lang ng mag-asawa ang mga intrigero dahil nananatili silang, much to their chagrin, very much in love and still living in one roof!
ESKALERA ANG DISIPLINA SA KANYANG SARILI
KAHIT patuloy na iniintrigang hindi raw nag-measure up sa lofty expectations ng ABS-CBN ang rating ng kanilang The Legal Wife nina Jericho Rosales at Maja Salvador, cool lang si Angel Locsin.
Hindi nga naman totoo ang mga intrigang nasusulat dahil well-followed namang tunay ang kanilang soap that tackles diverse topics like infidelity, homosexuality, among other things.
Anyway, marami ang nakapupunang patuloy ang pagseksi ni Angel lately.
Usually kasi, kapag siya’y gumagawa ng isang soap opera, karaniwang bumibigat ang kanyang timbang (mahirap daw kasing i-control ang kanyang appetite lalo na’t ngaragan ang taping at palaging naghahahabol ng deadline) this time around, a lot of people are wondering why her weight appears to have gradually plummeted as the taping for Legal Wife goes on.
Well, goal driven kasi ang ‘mama’ ni Luis Manzano at ngayon palang ay naghahanda na siya para sa kanyang most challenging role to date bilang Darna.
Eskalera, hindi ba naman? Hahahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, naglalagablab ang mga kaganapan sa Legal Wife nila nina Jericho Rosales at Maja Salvador.
Matutuklasan na ni Angel ang pangangaliwa ng dalawa and predictably so, inasmuch as she’s going to be pretty disenchanted, ipaglalaban niya ang kanyang karapatan up to the very end.
Dapat lang!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
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