HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Very funny naman ang reviews ng isang outspoken sexy actress tungkol sa isang personalidad sa sports who’s slated to get married to an actress/host who’s got an image of being cavalier or hard to deal with, pretty soon. Hahahahahahaha!

Nakataas talaga ang kilay niya kapag nababanggit ang matangkad at ma-appeal na sports personality na tipong head over heels inlove sa chick na kanyang mapapangasawa. Hahahahaha!

Ang totoo niyan, he was almost teary eyed when he was interviewed on national television about his engagement and forthcoming wedding with the wah kebs na actress/host.

Harharharharhar!

But why is it that the liberated sexy actress finds the guy hard to deal with and a veritable male chauvinist pig when he’s acting like a real gentleman who’s inordinately besotted with his special girl?

Ang sabi naman ng ilang objective observers na nakausap namin, it has purportedly got to do with the word respect. Hahahahahahaha!

Pa’no naman daw kasi, ‘yung liberated na chick ay tipong hindi siniseryoso nung sports personality dahil sa kanyang image that is not altogether pleasant.

Wala ka ba naman kasing makikita kundi ang pictures niya sa internet kung saan she was photographed smooching with different men, who would ever be taking her seriously?

But this time, mukhang mababago na ang impression sa kanya ng mga tao, the libidinous men in particular.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Once kasing sumikat ka at nagkapangalan, they seem to totally forget your cheap indiscretions and would want to be your friend or lover because of the new magic that your name carries.

‘Yun lang!

ATE VI IS BEYOND COMPARE!

LATELY, I had an encounter with superstar Ms. Nora Aunor and I was so overwhelmed with gladness that the Bicolana Marvel is a lot more accommodating these days.

Our meeting was not that long but she made me feel at home and oh, so very welcome. When I posted our pictures at my facebook account, I was swarmed with positive reactions from Ms. Aunor’s avid followers. Nilagay pa raw kasi sa website ni Ate Guy ang sinulat ko sa ating tabloid kaya naman the Noranians were beside themselves with happiness.

The Vilmanians, on the other hand, were quite apprehensive. Nakalimutan ko na raw si Ate Vi lalo na’t nagkita na kami ni Ate Guy.

Well, that is not the case my dears. Hindi man kami nagkikita lately ni Ate Vi pero ‘yung ganda ng kanyang pakikisama ay mananatiling embedded sa aming puso. Hindi man kami nai-invite sa ilang okasyon sa Batangas, never naming ikinasama ng loob ‘yun. Busy siyang tao and she had one thousand and one things in mind, you don’t expect her to remember you most of the time.

Lately though, we suddenly had the urge to send her those canned messages that we love to send to people quite close to our heart.

Surprisingly, Ate Vi answered back. Telling us how she gets to miss those canned messages that we’d send her before.

‘Yan naman siguro ang ikinaiba ng lady governor ng Batangas. If she has the time, she makes it a point to answer people who are going out of their way to reach her. Kaya naman she is inordinately loved by her Vilmanians all over the Globe.

Thanks Ate Vi. I know the kind of enormous obligations that you need to meet from day to day so I’m not for expecting that you’d always have the time for me. Sapat na sa akin ‘yung paminsan-minsan ay naaalala mo ko. I guess maturity has finally dawned on me and I don’t get affected with petty matters any longer.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Thanks Ate Vi. Hope to get to see you one of these days again!

OVERWHELMING ANG RESPONSE SA GUESTING NAMIN SA FACE THE PEOPLE!

TOTOO ka, nakagugulat (hayan, iliteradang Bubogski, salitang ugat ang inuulit, tonta! Hahahaha!) talaga ang response sa guesting namin ng bff kong si Peter Ledesma sa Face the People ng TV5 that’s being hosted by the competent and educated Gelli de Belen and Tintin Bersola-Babao.

Imagine, sa U-Tube, 1,600 hits na kaagad samantalang ang pinaka-hit episode nila ay naka-700 hits lang.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Minsan pa, naipakita roon ang power ng following namin na nakita sa Juicy na bago binago ang format ng mga insecure na chaka ay 12 ad placements talaga ang regular na nakasuporta roon.

Kahit nga ang aming cellphones ay deluged with text messages congratulating Peter and I supposedly for a job well done. Umulan din ng mga papuri sa aming Facebook at rave to the max talaga ang mga FB friends namin sa supposedly impressive guesting namin.

How so very nice naman.

The mere fact that 23 ad placements graced the show was something unheard of before even if Ms. Gelli and Ms. Tintin are competence personified.

Ang wish namin ni Peter L. ay kunin kami sa isang show para mailawan ang kabobohan at pagiging passe’ ng hosting skill ni Fermi Chakita, da sipsiperang lomodic matrona.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Magbalot-balot ka na, lola, for your days are infinitely numbered. Hahahahahahahaha! ‘Yun lang!

KAABANG-ABANG PALA-PALAGI SINA COCO AT KIM SA IKAW LAMANG!

WALA silang romantic involvement off-cam but on cam, ang tindi ng dating ng tambalan nina Coco Martin at Kim Chiu. Napaka-positive ng aurang ini-exude ng dalawa sa kanilang soap bilang Samuel at Isabel, hindi mo namamalayang naki-carried away ka na pala ng kanilang pagganap.

Indeed, they act, if I may quote an Italian reviewer, with the purity of light. Wala kang makikitang loopholes sa kanilang pagganap. Sa mga mata na lang ni Coco ay basang-basa mo ang intensity ng kanyang pagmamahal at devotion sa character ni Kim.

Ang body language naman, on the other hand, ni Kim ay mapaghahalata mong she has no time for other men (what a pity for Franco, the character being essayed by Jake Cuenca..Hahahahaha!) but for Samuel only.

Fabulous rin ang production design ng soap at maging ang mga hair and make-up ay talaga namang authentic.

Iba talaga kapag ang Dreamscape ni Sir Deo ang nasa likod ng isang soap, makaaasa kang de kalidad ito at hindi tipong run of the mill.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Manigas kayo mga insurektos! Harharharhar!

SUPER HOT SI MARIAN!

SPEECHLESS ako sa magagandang pangyayari sa showbiz career ni Ms. Marian Rivera lately.

Imagine, dahil sa kanyang positive outlook and aura these days, endorsements are beginning to come knocking at her door in rapid succession. Hayan at may bago na naman siyang product endorsement na ilo-launch pretty soon courtesy of Diamond laboratories.

Pabolosa, ‘di ba naman?

Pa’no naman, napaka-positive kasi ng aura ni Ms. Marian lately.

Kung dati-rati’y nati-tense ang working press dahil sa kanyang medyo strained personality, these days she has become easy to approach and talk to. Malaki rin ang nagawa ng kanyang pagre-reach out sa press kaya siksik-liglig ang blessings na nangagsisipagdatingan.

Dapat lang!

Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here. And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

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