HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Once again, the old adage that yesterday’s trade is today’s competition has applied perfectly well to this hunky-looking TV personality who, a couple of years back, happened to be the rave among the fags and dick-obsessed matronas at the network he’s working for. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Sino ba naman kasi ang hindi mapa-fascinate sa kanyang riveting machismo na katilam-tilam ang arrive?
Katilam-tilam daw ang arrive, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Idagdag mo pa ang kanyang amazing intelligence and deeply resonant voice, saan ka pa? Hahahahahaha!
But for some baffling reasons, women seemed not to be one of his priorities.
Inasmuch as comely women abound at the network he’s connected with, no one seems to have captured his seemingly elusive heart.
Seemingly elusive heart daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
On top of that, his private life appears to be a well-guarded thing.
Oo nga’t paminsan-minsan ay pinagbibigyan naman niya ang ilang invitations but he makes it a point that his socializing would be few and far between and only when it had some bearings on his job.
Pero dahil sa mabait at magaling makisana, wala naman siyang nakasasamaan ng loob sa network nila.
‘Yun nga lang, hindi rin maiwasan ang magtaka ang nakararami kung bakit tipong holding back siya most of the time and seemed not to be at ease in the presence of so many people.
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, kahit pala sa subdivision na kanyang tinitirhan somewhere in Bulacan, his life has remained infinitely private albeit he’s not naman aloof or a cold person. Hahahahahahahaha!
Anyhow, habang nagtatagal, medyo napupuna ng kanyang mga ‘business associates’ ang mga swishy-swashy movements niya off-cam, along with his finicky ways when it comes to the food that he’d like to eat and the clothes that he favors as well.
Nagka-apiran na lang ang mga boys na dalahira (boys na dalahira raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhak!) nang finally ay magetlag nila ang true identity ni ‘papa’.
Kaya pala perpetually cool ito sa mga paeklays ng mga girlalu ay dahil sa mhin din ang kanyang feelanggetch.
Mhin daw ang feelanggetch, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
‘Yun na!
IRMA ADLAWAN IS EDNA!
NAKATUTUWA namang ang fave actor naming si Ronnie Lazaro ay isang indie director na pala sa ngayon.
And for his directorial debut, he tackles the struggles and pains of Overseas Filipino Workers as chronicled in the film Edna that’s sensitively portrayed by seasoned actress Irma Adlawan.
The film paints a colored opening but progresses in a monochromatic tone to signify that hopeful beginnings don’t always necessarily lead to beautiful endings.
Produced by Artiste Entertainment Works International, Inc. that’s being manned by Mr. Anthony Gedang, the man behind some classic indie films like Ataul For Rent, Casa among many others.
Anyway, the movie Edna is going to bring us into a totally different world that other indie films have failed to explore.
Intelligently written, sensitively acted and photographed craftically by Larry Manda from the inspired screenplay of Lallie Bucoy and brisk editing of Clang Sison.
Maliban kina Ronnie at Irma Adlawan, kasama rin sa pelikula ang mahusay na indie actor na si Kiko Matos, along with Nicco Manalo, Sue Prado, Frances Makil, Mara Marasigan and Micko Laurente.
Naipadala na nila ang finished print sa Cannes film festival at hinihintay na lang nila ang magiging resulta.
Nevertheless, Mr. Gedang believes that they have a good product and has some high hopes of it being received warmly in the many international film festivals that he envisions to become a part of.
Fabulous!
THE BOTTOMLINE TACKLES STATE OF OPM WITH ALL-FEMALE SUPER GROUP ‘TRES MARIAS’
THE Bottomline With Boy Abunda examines the current state of Original Pilipino Music (OPM) this Saturday (March 29) with acclaimed and influential OPM singer-songwriters Lolita Carbon (ASIN), Cooky Chua (Color It Red) and Bayang Barrios (Bagong Lumad).
Known as pillars of OPM, the three women formed super group “Tres Marias” and recently released their first self-titled album to encourage Filipinos to patronize local Filipino music. Representing different eras of OPM, the trio will reveal how their differences have made their styles come together seamlessly. How did they find each other? How are they keeping up with younger artists especially in the age of iTunes, YouTube, and downloadable music?
Don’t miss the 10th USTv Students’ Choice Awards 2014 Students’ Choice of Public Affairs Program The Bottomline With Boy Abunda this Saturday, after Banana Split: Extra Scoop.
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BUBONIKA, NAGPA-PANIC NA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hindi na malaman ng chakang si Bubonika kung ano ang kanyang gagawin para mag-improve ang lackluster rating ng kanilang showbiz oriented talk show na Police Chorva. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Inasmuch as the good-looking main anchor is doing everything in his power to make the show interesting, he can only do so much since the very moment Fermi Chakita hugs centerstage, the televiewers would instantly want their TV sets transferred to another channel. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Sino ba naman kasi ang makatatagal (hayan, Chakita, salitang ugat ang inuulit, bombita! Hahahahaha!) sa pagmumukha ng inggratang ito na pinturado na’t lahat pero chakita pa rin?
Pinturado na’t lahat pero chakita pa rin daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
On top of that, her burgeoning tummy happens to be another big turn-off. Hahahahahahaha!
Magpahinga ka na kasi, lola, dahil wala ng pag-asa ang ganyang klase ng pagmumukha para magustuhan pa ng masa o kahit na ng mga esekolang tao man dahil the word baduy is clearly etched on your face.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yuck!
Ang matindi pa, baduy na nga, otra vez señorita ang lenggwaheng ginagamit.
Hakhakhakhakhak!
No wonder, ang baba-baba ng rating ng show nila for the simple reoson na pinagwewelgahan siya ng mga otaw dahil bukod sa ngetpalites na nga, ang tindi-tindi pa ng ilusyon at bulok pa ang pag-uugali.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Mag-resign ka na, lola. Hakhakhakhakhak!
Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.
And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
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