HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Over ang pagiging mautak at magulang ng young actress na ‘to na kung titingnan mo in person ay parang naive at inosente.
Naive at inosente raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!
Pero kwidaw! Don’t be deceived with that beguiling innocence for what lies beneath that seeming impressionable facade is a young woman who’s a lot more mature than her biological age.
Hahahaha!
Sa true, I was shocked when someone I inadvertently met lately told me some highly jolting stories about this young actress who appears to be all innocence but is reportedly wily as a snake behind
that deluding facade of innocence.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
How gross!
Imagine, bumili raw ito ng van sa isang car dealer pero ang nakababaliw, Washington D.C. raw ito nag-payzung. Hakhakhakhakhak!
Ang totoo niyan, kung anu-ano raw ang inirereklamo nito (some are petty and some are purely imagined and baseless..Hahahahahahaha!) sa nabiling van pero hindi naman isinosoli.
Yuck!
Prior to that, kung anu-anong freebies raw ang in-emote nito na ibinigay naman daw ng dealer with hope na the young actress would eventually pay them.
Pero ang yucky raw talaga ay never daw itong nagbayad at hindi naman ibinalik ang van.
Ano ba, teh? Why are you like that?
Ang galing-galing daw nitong gumawa ng fabricated alibis para lang hindi makapagbayad sa van.
Kaya sa ngayon, kapag nababanggit ang namezung ng girlalu ay parang diring-diri raw talaga ang anak na dalaga nung car dealer. Hahahahahahahaha!
Bago?
Ang nakababaliw pa, gusto pa raw ‘akitin’ (yuck! Hahahahahahaha!) ng patatim na young actress ang may-ari ng car company na wala namang weather sa kanya for the simple reason that he allegedly finds her cheap and scheming beyond words. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Yuck!
‘Yun nga raw isang sikat at mahusay na interior designer ay kinomisyon ng OPM na young actress na baguhin ang cheap nilang condo kuno pero nang magawa na nung tao ang innovations na gusto niyang gawin ay ayaw raw magbayad ng young actress on the pretext that she was allegedly sexually molested by the guy.
Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!
Yosi-kadiri talaga ang girlalung ito na hustler nang tunay sa kabila ng kanyang kabataan.
YASMIEN KURDI AT ATTY. TOPACIO, BFF FOREVER!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Iba talaga ang appeal nitong si Atty. Ferdinand Topacio sa mga chicks.
Imagine, ilang taon na ba silang special friends ni Yasmien Kurdi pero hindi pa rin nagbabago ang intensity ng kanilang friendship.
Ibang klase, ‘di ba naman?
Maybe it’s because the famed lawyer knows how to handle any kind of relationship.
Hindi rin siya ‘yung tipong cold and aloof sa mga taong nakarelasyon niya when he was still young and unattached.
As a matter of fact, the women he was quite fond of during his salad days are still that intimate with him. Perfect example nga itong si Ms. Yasmien na matagal ng naging close (late 90′s pa yata if I’m not mistaken) sa de-kampanilyang abogado pero close to you pa rin sa kanya up to now.
Ibang klase, ‘di ba naman?
Wala na talaga akong masabi sa ‘yo, Atty. I’m rendered speechless. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Ikaw na Atty. Topacio. You’re the man everybody would want to be with!
Star!
LANCE RAYMUNDO, IBANG KLASE ANG BAIT AT BREEDING!
BINABASA n’yo ito, talk of the town ang freak accident na nangyari kay Lance Raymundo nang biglang matanggal ang dumbbell while he was in the process of doing an exercise.
Shocking ang nangyari sa kanya dahil his face was totally smashed (you could just imagine the excruciating pain that he had experienced) to the point that he lost his good masculine nose.
Buti na lang at hindi na-smash ang ulo niya. Otherwise, he would have been six feet below the ground by now.
Nevertheless, he is not putting any blame on anybody. It was a freak accident and the good-natured singer/actor, typical of him, would want to look it as nothing but that – an accident.
Well, it was a good thing that his head was spared and it was only his nose that is presently undergoing some reconstructive surgery.
Dahil sa aksidenteng ito, mukhang hindi na matutuloy ang stage play ni Lance this Holy Week kung saan he would have been delineating the role of Jesus Christ.
Mukhang Jesus has performed a little miracle on the good-natured actor.
Without His intervention, Lance’s head would have been smashed and blown into smithereens like a pumpkin.
Pagaling ka, Lance baby. Miss ka ng tropa.
IBA ANG MAY PINAGSAMAHAN, VILMANIANS!
OKAY sa akin ang Noranians all over the Globe who love to read my columns with such hawk-like devotion but I have to admit that the Vilmanians have always been special.
Unang-una, meron akong communication with their idol Queenstar Vilma Santos, albeit I don’t want to burden her more with my messages for I know how hard and complicated her job as Batangas’ lady governor has always been.
Sapat na sa akin ‘yung paminsan-minsa’y nagha-hi si Ate Vi o kinukumusta ako.
I don’t want to entertain any delusions that I’m special because I’m not.
Maliban kay Ms. Sharon Cuneta who’s always been that sweet and solicitously caring, si Ate Vi lang talaga ang nagpakita sa akin ng pagkilala at sweetness na hindi ko naman naramdaman sa iba.
So, the Vilmanians all over the globe need not worry because I will always remain to be such a special friend to them and to Ate Vi as well.
Puwede sigurong minsan ay nagpapahinga tayo for wanting of better things to write about Queen Vi but that doesn’t mean that I’m already tired of her or that I’m no longer a friend.
Miss you guys and Ate Vi, too! Hahahahahahahaha!
Always naman, noh?
‘Yun na!
PRALALA NG RETOKADANG PATWEETUMS NA AKTRES, PLASTIKADANG TULAD NIYA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nakatatawa (hayan Fermi Chaka, salitang ugat ang inuulit, gurangski..Hahaha!) talaga ang emote ng pralala nang isang plastikada ring singer/actress na lately ay pinagtripan ang mahaba niyang buhok dahil naburyong sa pagiging pakialamera ng kanyang ‘di kagandagang (‘di raw kagandahan, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) mudra na replica lang naman ng kanyang original face prior to the enhancements that had been meticulously performed on it.
Yuck!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Kapag nakikita mo siya in person, para siyang sugar and spice and everything nice chorva. Hahahaha!
Pero kwidaw!
Numero unong plastikada ito (na nagmana lang naman yata sa alaga niyang produkto ng siyensya..Harharharharhar! Yuck!) at feeling Ms. Amityville Horror (?) kung makapag-project.
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, dahil sa hot na tabloid na kanyang ini-edit (ang tanong, marunong ba naman kasing mag-edit? Hakhakhakhak! Malaysia at Pakistan! Kebs!) much sought-after sa mga presscons ang babaeng may ganda naman sana pero nasisira lang sa kanyang palakolic teeth.
Palakolic teeth daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Bawas-bawasan mo ang kaplastikan mo ining at baka kidlatan ka ng Langit!
Kidlatan daw ng Langit, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
‘Yun lang!
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