HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This hunky actor has indeed gone full circle.
Nagsimula siya sa Dos, napunta ng Siyete at finally ay nagkaroon ng career nang lumipat sa Kapatid network.
Sosi, ‘di ba naman?
Kung ang contemporaries niya ay neither here nor there ang status ng career at pamumuhay, huwag mo siyang isnabin. Dalawang bahay lang naman ang naipundar niya, one for his exclusive use and one for his family.
Kabogero, ‘di ba naman? Hahahahahahahahahaha!
On top of that, dalawang imported cars ang gamit niya at lately, he’s been able to buy a condo unit as well within Kyusi para hindi na siya napapagod kapag magdamagan ang taping at kailangan na niyang makapagpahinga agad.
Fabulous, ‘di ba naman? Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Pero pa’no ba siya nakapagpundar gayong, like I said, hard life pa rin naman ang kanyang contemporaries sa network na kanyang huling pinanggalingan?
Well, he’s got the BIG advantage.
Mala-Arabo ang kuya mo in terms of the size of his herculean (herculean daw, o! Hahahahahaha!) dick.
Alam n’yo naman na in this business, size is might!
Tsalap-tsalap! Harharharharhar!
Happy Shamcy Supsop! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Shamcy Supsop daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
‘Yun na!
SAM PINTO’S UNFADING CHARISMA!
SHE’S not a megastar, neither a star for all seasons, but Sam Pinto has that unkabogable ap-
peal when you speak of ad men.
Oo nga’t wala siguro siyang mega-hit na teleserye or blockbuster movie but her charm and charisma with the advertizers have always been constant and unabatingly fabulous.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
So far, kahit na sinong sikat na artista ay hindi mo masasabing nakame-maintain ng mga endorsement pero si Sam ay masasabing hindi talaga iniiwanan ng kanyang endorsements.
Bakit?
Simple lang. She is effective and her appeal with the common tao and the sophisticates have never been contested.
Pa’no naman, her refreshing kind of beauty appeals to all people from all walks of life.
On top of that, tahimik din ang kanyang personal life at never na-involve sa kung anomang ka-cheapang mga intriga.
Her personal life has been most ideal and exemplary as well, which is what the ad men hanker for.
Kaya naman paborito siya sa kanilang gag show na Bubble Gang every Friday sa GMA.
No booze, no drugs, is perpetually well-mannered and well-bred and to top it all, her personal life is such a perfect material for an ideal TV soap.
Ikaw na ang maging Sam Pinto na ang ina ay isang de kampanilyang abugado.
Laban ka? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
‘Yun na!
HINDI NA MAKATULOG SI DEMONYANG CHAKA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Poor Demonyang Lomodic Chaka. Typical of her when she’s being written about in a most biting and denigrating light, she could hardly sleep and her disposition perennially in turmoil.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
How could we forget the appalling expression on her face when we saw her last. Hahahahahahahaha!
Tulad ng dati, hindi na naman siya matahimik at kulang na lang ay batiin kami at humingi ng despensa right then and there. Harharharharhar!
Bigla tuloy naming naalala si Bubonika nu’ng time na mahilig pa kaming magpa-facial sa clinic ng isang skin care expert somewhere along West Avenue. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Kino-connive talaga ng busalsal ang bibig na matrona ang mga facialist doon para timbrehan siya once na naroroon na kami. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Pero, nang ma-sense namin ang kanyang drama, never na kaming nagpunta roon at gumamit na lang ng cream na good as nagpa-facial ka na rin, ang over-all effect. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Going back to lomodic harbatera, (lomodic harbatera raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!) pale-skinned na namang tiyak siya these days. Harharharharhar!
I’m ultra positive that she’d find it a hard time sleeping and would be attending presscons even if she doesn’t have to if only to see us with the hope of making amends.
Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!
Manigas ka, demonyang harbaterang matanda! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
TONI GONZAGA, GINAGAPANG NANG PALIHIM?
TRUE kaya ang nakarating sa aming sa tindi raw ng insecurity ng isang well-connected personality ay ginagapang nito nang palihim na matigoksi ang flourishing showbiz career ni Toni Gonzaga sa ABS-CBN?
Pa’no kasi, in as much as she’s definitely the paradigm of intelligence, breeding and poise, she, unfortunately, doesn’t have Mommy Pinty’s daughter’s well-rounded personality and overflowing charisma. Hahahahahahahahaha!
God is indeed fair.
Hindi naman talaga ibibigay sa ‘yo lahat ng bagay sa mundong ito.
But, Toni’s seemingly favored by Someone Up There.
Kita n’yo naman, kaliwa’t kanan ang projects niya at never siyang nabakante.
Hayan at may soap na sila ni John Lloyd Cruz, may movie in the making pa sila ni Papa Piolo Pascual na ang premyadong direktor na si Inang Olive Lamasan lang naman ang nagdidirek.
Labanetchsi ka, Bubog na sobrang inse sa mag-utol na Gonzaga?
Manigas ka sa inggit, lola! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Go to hell! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!
‘Yun na!
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And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
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