HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! With all her opulence and formidable connections, this ageing matrona is fast becoming cheap with her ignominious neurosis. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Kung dati’y poised at malapabo real ang kanyang projection, of late she seems to be confused and tends to be somewhat sweaty.
Tends to be somewhat sweaty raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!
Aware naman kasi siyang masyado siyang naging demonya’t La Traidora kaya hindi na niya magawang lumapit sa amin lately. Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!
How gross! Harharharharhar!
Serves you right gurang for being such a lowlife creature from Mars.
A lowlife creature from Mars daw talaga, o! Harharharhar!
Honestly, this cheap, lomodic matrona won’t ever change. Just like the ignominiously despicable Fermi Chaka, she knows how to play her cards well.
When you’re in her company, she projects the bearings of the ideal motherly, maternal figure.
But beware, the very moment you turn your back, how she riverts to her inordinately catty and demonic personality who loves to put you down and backstab you with such callous intensity.
Cheeeaaaappp!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
In the first place, what is she getting so enormously insecure about?
Do I have the kind of money that she has in her cheap possession?
Cheap possession daw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!
Am I well-connected and being sooo well-respected by the exalted people in the business?
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
The answer to both question is very much on the negative. Pero hindi nga makatulog sa sobrang inggit ang busalsal din ang kailungang matandang matronang ito na nagbayad na ng milyones ang doktorang hinaharbatan niya for that ultra-expensive animal fats injections but to no avail.
To no avail daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ang gurang ay gurang ay gurang!
Period. Ayoko ng mal-edukadang chakaaaaaaah! Harharharharharhar!
Kunsabagay, like what my long departed father would inculcate in our young minds an aeon ago, breeding is something that’s innate in you.
You get it from your parents and the people you tend to hobnob or associate with in the process of growing up.
Saan ba naman kasi matututunan ng halimaw na gurangski na ‘to ang breeding gayong sa squatter siya ng Sampaloc lumaki at nagkaisip?
Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!
Kumbaga, survival ang kanyang drama at so young an age kaya hindi natutong magsuot ng sapatos at tsinelas pa rin ang suot-suot mereseng on national television na siya sa ngayon. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Indeed, my late dad was inordinately right. Breeding cannot be bought. It’s something intrinsic in you.
Period. Ayoko ng ograng lomodic pa.
Ograng lomodic pa raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
It was a veritable waste of money to have that kind of stem cell injection abroad that would purportedly produce an awesome kind of rejuvenation in you. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Bukod sa guranggetch pa rin ang harbaterang lola, (harbaterang lola raw, o! Harharharhar!) lalo pa siyang naging lomodic (lomodic daw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!) at chakaaaaah!
Ayokooooh! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
‘Yun na!
70-ANYOS NA DIWATA SA ‘OUT OF CONTROL’ NGAYONG SABADO
ARAW-ARAW, bago lumabas ng bahay ang sitenta-anyos na si Lola Resa, metikuloso siyang naglalagay ng kung ano-anong kolorete sa mukha, palamuti sa kanyang buhok at alahas sa kanyang mga kamay. Makukulay rin ang kanyang mga damit. Singkulay nito ang kanyang mga kuwento. Paniwala kasi ni Lola Resa, isa siyang diwata o reyna na ang sinomang kanyang ngitian o kawayan ay susuwertihin at sasaya. Pinaninindigan din ni Lola Resa na siya ang pinakamagandang reyna sa buong mundo.
Masayahin si Lola Resa pero kung bibisitahin mo siya sa bahay niya, ibang kuwento ang makikita.
Ang tatlong palapag ng bahay niya, punom-puno ng kung ano-anong gamit. Mga damit, sapatos, abubot, mga garapon at sandamakmak na supot.
Ang sustentong ipinadadala ng nag-iisa niyang nabubuhay na kapatid, ipinangsha-shopping daw kasi niya. Ang mga gamit na ito lang ang kasama niya sa bahay, bukod sa alaga niyang aso. Sa rami ng gamit, ang sala at kusina niya, hindi na magalawan. Maging ang hagdan at ikalawang palapag ng bahay ay tinambakan na ni Lola Resa ng kanyang mga gamit. Dahil dito, natutulog na lang si Lola Resa sa isang silya sa kusina.
Ano ang kuwento na nasa likod ng makulay na personalidad ni Lola Resa? Bakit ‘di niya mabitawan ang mga gamit sa kanyang bahay? Mailagay pa kaya sa ayos ang out of control niyang sitwasyon?
Alamin sa ‘Out of Control’ kasama sina Rocco Nacino at Mariz Umali ngayong Sabado, 4pm sa GMA.
A GLAMOROUS ACTRESS BUT A DOMESTICATED PERSONA AS WELL!
IF one is not that familiar with actress Heart Evangelista, he or she is bound to have an altogether different perception of her real personality.
If you’d look at her, she naturally projects infinite class and stand-offish appeal with her castillian facial features and smooth flawless complexion that’s been well-cared for while she was growing up with different handsomely compensated caretakers.
But the real Heart Evangelista is warm and caring and sweet.
Ni minsan, hindi pa namin siya nakitang nagalit o nawalan ng poise.
Lagi na’y sugar and spice and everything nice ang kanyang personalidad and is always perpetually a lady.
No wonder, bagay na bagay sa kanya ang role sa top-rating soap na Magkano Ba Ang Pag-ibig?, that’s under the inspired direction of Direk Maryo J. delos Reyes.
A lady with conviction and lots of heart kasi ang role niya na tunay namang bumagay sa klase ng kanyang personalidad.
Sa totoo, complementary ang kanyang sweet persona sa vixen characters nina Manay Celia Rodriguez at Katrina Halili.
Mapapanood ito from Monday thru Friday sa Afternoon Prime ng GMA.
Leading men nga pala niya rito sina Sid Lucero at Dominic Roco.
BALIK-TAMBALAN NINA KRIZZY AT KUYA BOY A., NALALAPIT NA?
MUKHANG magiging one season lang ang ‘Buzz ng Bayan’ that’s being anchored by Kuya Boy Abunda with Janice de Belen and Ms. Carmina Villaroel.
For some reasons, mukhang hindi gaanong nag-click sa mga otaw ang triumvirate nila sa ‘Buzz ng Bayan’ kahit na mahuhusay namang hosts sina Janice at Carmi, in all fairness.
Talaga lang sigurong nami-miss ng sanlibutan (nami-miss ng sanlibutan daw, o! Hahahahahaha!) ang awesome tandem nina Ms. Kris Aquino at Kuya Boy Abunda sa orig na ‘The Buzz’ (remember, the original is always first! Hahahahahahahaha!)
Well, can’t blame them. Electrifying namang tunay kasi ang arrive ng seasoned tandem nu’ng dalawa kaya click na click at feel na feel ng publiko.
Kumbaga, no script is needed when Kuya Boy and Krizzy baby get to hug center stage. Hahahahahahaha!
Everything tends to be fluid, smooth and easy.
Sa tinagal-tagal ba naman kasi nilang magkasama, gamay na gamay na nila siyempre ang isa’t isa.
Anyhow, in the event that they get to be together again, ‘The Buzz’ pa rin siyempre ang working title ng show dahil ‘yun naman talaga ang totoong nagmarka sa publiko.
Period!
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And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
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