HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Honestly, natuwa kami when we received a call late last night further confirming our hunch about the demonic schemes of the ugly beyond belief Fermi Chaka Kuflangera. Fermi Chaka Kuflangera raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!
Akala siguro ng demonyang gurangski na ‘to ay hindi makararating sa amin ang ginagawa niyang panghaharang sa amin for more than three years now. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
But her evil doings appear to have reached its abysmal end of late. Hakhakhakhak!
Imagine, unbeknown to us, our friends at Juicy did come to suggest when its ratings had plummeted inordinately to take us back. Hahahahahahahahaha!
But predictably so, harang to death ang bungalyang gurang na super insecure as always. Super insecure as always daw, o! Harharharharhar!
But our friends at Juicy were not deterred with her negative attitude.
When ‘Ang Latest’ was not warmly received, they again suggested our name to be a part of the showbiz oriented talk show but typical of this bungalya, (bungalya raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!) she once again vetoed their suggestion. Harharharharharharhar!
Lately, though, mukhang the old faggish-looking elderly (elderly raw talaga, o! Hahahahahaha!) has got nowhere to go.
If that is not retribution or bad karma, I don’t know what is! Hakhakhakhak!
Anyhow, dahil flopzing pa rin ang Police Chorva (Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!) once a month na lang ang appearance ng harangerang gurangski mereseng super sipsep siya kay MVP, it’s highly probable that she won’t be given another show that would bank on her talent. That is, if she still has one. Harharharharharhar!
TOTOONG DRAMA NG MGA MAG-ASAWA, TAMPOK SA ‘THE LEGAL WIFE’
MAS matapang at mapangahas na family drama ang handog nina Jericho Rosales, Maja Salvador, JC de Vera at Angel Locsin sa pinagbibidahan nilang primetime teleserye sa ABS-CBN na pinamagatang ‘The Legal Wife.’
Tampok sa serye ang mga totoong pinagdaraanan ng mga mag-asawa at kung ano ang kaya nilang gawin para sa isa’t isa at sa kanilang pamilya.
Ang ‘The Legal Wife’ na mapapanood na sa Enero 2014 ay sa ilalim ng direksyon nina Rory Quintos at Dado Lumibao. Pinagsama-sama ng serye ang ilan sa pinakamahuhusay na aktor sa larangan ng drama kabilang sina Joem Bascon, Ahron Villena, Christopher de Leon, Rio Locsin, at Mark Gil.
Huwag palampasin ang full trailer launch ng ‘The Legal Wife’ ngayong Miyerkules (Enero 1), pagkatapos ng Honesto sa ABS-CBN Primetime Bida.
MAGBANGGAAN MAN SILA, COOL LANG SI GOV. ER!
OUT na ang resulta ng MMFF last night and predictably so, best float lang ang napanalunan nina Gov. ER Ejercito for their festival entry ‘Boy Golden’ (The Arturo Porcuna Story) and majority of the award
went to Robin Padilla’s ’10,000 Hours.’
How ironic that the movie was rated A by the Cinema Evaluation Board but it didn’t win any of the major awards.
Kabaliwed, ‘di ba naman? Harharharharharhar!
Nevertheless, it has remained popular among the theater goers and is still being hotly pursued by most objective moviegoers. Hahahahahahahaha!
Dapat lang!
I was able to see the movie and I was inordinately impressed.
Tindi ng routine ni KC with a Chinese outfitted woman at talaga namang makapigil-hininga.
If only for that particular routine, the movie’s indeed worth watching.
Memorable rin para sa amin ang intense confrontation scene nina Gov. ER at John Estrada, ang male version ni Greta Garbo dahil super elusive sa press. Hahahahahahahahaha!
At any rate, if you want a good movie, do watch for this Chito S. Rono master piece.
You won’t regret you did!
Anyway, bagama’t kulelat sa award, panalo naman sa box-office ito.
‘Yun lang!
ROSANNA, MALAKAS KAY NORA!
MAGMULA nang magkasama sina Nora Aunor at Rosanna Roces sa isang soap sa TV5, naging maganda na ang kanilang samahan. No wonder, kasama na naman siya sa latest project nito with Coco Martin.
Sana naman, the little talent fee that the quondam bold actress would get out of this project ay ipunin niya para hindi siya parang nagiging timawa at palaging bina-blind item ni Bubonika Kuflangera
na nakatira na lang sa isang kwarto-kwartito sa Marikina gayong P8k naman daw ang upa nito sa third rate apartment na kanyang tinitirhan. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Over talaga sa pagkaokray ang Bubonic-look-alike na ‘to ever. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Nu’ng time na peaking ang career ni Rosanggita, feel na feel niya ito at binu-book perennially sa mga show here at the metropolis and in the provinces as well.
‘Yun na!
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And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
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