HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Palibhasa’y na-out grow na niya kuno ang kanyang nakababaliw na nakaraan, marami nang kaeklayan ang mahusay umarteng aktor na ‘to. Hahahahahahahaha!
In the not-so-distant past when he was a lot younger and was very much in need of dough, he would purportedly knock on the cheap parlors of the equally cheap faggots within their locality and would do some erotically enthralling things so as to get a little dough from these libidinous people.
But that was a thing of the past already inasfar as this brown-skinned actor is concerned.
Sa bago niyang packaging sa kanyang sarili, I find it grossly amusing to read in the papers that he was purportedly having a hard time (etch! Harharharharhar! As if naman he happens to be a vestal virgin inasfar as doing things like this is concerned! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!) preparing himself for the love scene in the indie film he did of late.
Char!
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Ang tao talaga, oo, natuto lang magsalita ng halting English, kinalilimutan (hayan Fermi Chaka, salitang-ugat ang inuulit, tonta-tontita! Harharharharhar!) na ang kanyang humble beginning.
Tama ba naman ‘yun?
It is best to always look back at our humble beginning so that we are going to have a realistic attitude when it comes to life.
‘Yang ginagawa niyang pagpapakaesekola sa ngayon ay understandable naman since we ought to know how to reinvent ourselves in order to survive in this cutthroat competition-oriented world that we are basically into.
Pero sana, huwag na tayong magdrama nang husto at magpaeklat na mahirap gawin ang mga love scenes sa isang movie gayong pahada (pahada raw talaga, o! Harharharhar!) ka naman in your younger years and even now I suppose if the right offer comes along.
If the right offer comes along daw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!
‘Yun na!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Behave!
NO TIME FOR PETTINESS AND CHEAP INTRIGUES
Kapag tinatanong pala si Ms. Toni Gonzaga of the top-rating talent search show The Voice every Saturday and Sunday tungkol sa mga cheap allegations ni Fermi Chakita, the ugly beyond belief matrona, ay mum is the word lang ang kanyang drama. Bakit nga naman igo-glorify ang cheap allegations ni Nganga gayong those are nothing but cheap figment of her weird imagination?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Alam mo naman ang chakang matronang ito, kapag wala nang maisulat sa kanyang column ay nagre-resort na lang sa mga yosi-kadiring fantasy stories. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
How so very sickening and gross!
Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Mantakin mong madalas pagtripan sa kanyang cheaply-written columns (Yuck!) ang svelte figure ng mag-utol na Toni at Alex Gonzaga? Palibhasa’y bakol-bakol ang kanyang katawan at nakaririmarim ang mga bilblash (nakaririmarim daw ang bilblash, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!) kaya hate na hate ang katawan nang mag-utol na slim talaga the natural way.
Slim daw talaga the natural way, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!
Ayokoooooooooh! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Sa true, inggit ka lang, lola, dahil hopeless na ang katabaan mo.
Hopeless na raw ang katabaan, o! Harharharharharhar!
Pa’no, you’re eating like an anaconda that’s why you have the figure of an elephant.
You have the figure of an elephant daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!
Ayokoooooooooh! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
KAWAWA NAMAN SI MEGAN AGUILAR!
I won’t be too judgmental with regard to the kind of rotten setup that Megan Aguilar is presently into but I guess if two persons just don’t get along well anymore, it is best to go on separate ways if only for the children’s sake.
Mahirap kasi sa lumalaking mga bata ang chaotic atmosphere na tulad nito kung saan battered wife ang nanay at mainitin ang ulo ng tatay dahil jobless at palaging walang pera.
I’m not saying that Mr. Ali happens to be a good for nothing guy. Maybe he wants to do good things to his family but luck seems not to be on his side at the moment, he is forced to vent his despair to the bottle.
Anyhow, I just hope Ms. Maegan would finally settle her differences with her husband and that they would eventually reach a final agreement that would be beneficial for both of them and the kids as well.
IT WAS NOT MY INTENTION TO OFFEND YOU MS. MARLENE AGUILAR
It started out with our controversial guesting at TV 5’s Face the People wherein I was able to hurt, inadvertently, the feelings of Ms. Marlene Aguilar.
Sweetheart, we’ve never been enemies. As a matter of fact, every single write-up that your friend Charlie Lozo would write about you and the cause you are passionately espousing about, I always have them accommodated here at Remate.
Of course I know the kind of loving and caring woman that you basically are and I don’t intend to have an acrimonious working relationship with you.
I’m sorry, my dear. Peace be with you.
I also pray that everything would be well within your family circle.
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong! DAPAT LANG!/PETE G. AMPOLOQUIO, JR.
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