KUNG ang karamihan sa mga tao sa ngayon in and out of show business ay aligagang-aligaga sa mga biktima ng bagyong si Yolanda to the point that some are using it as a cheap excuse to avoid their inaanaks and other people who would want to ask some Christmas presents, all is quiet from the camp of this legendary actress who used to be the paradigm of magnanimity and compassion.
What is that so?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Well, it’s basically simple – she’s penniless this Christmas because she was able to spend her sizable earnings (hundreds of millions of pesos…what a waste!) at the casino.
How shocking can you get!
Ang chika, kung mag-casino raw kasi ang aktres ay sa ibang bansa pa at parang reynang ipinatatalo ang kanyang huge earnings. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Ayaw ni Ms. Joy Cancio ng ganyan! Hahahahahahaha!
At any rate, nang magkita-kita ang ilang entertainment writers sa legal office ng isang mahusay na abugado, talaga namang napunta ang usapan sa legendary actress, punom-puno sila ng awa’t panghihinayang sa nakapanlulumong predicament sa ngayon ng mahusay na aktres.
Kung nagkataon sigurong super liquid pa ang kanyang finances, baka frontrunner siya sa pagdo-donate sa hapless Yolanda victims, knowing pretty well her fabled generosity.
Sometime last year nga, this was the time when she was able to get her first set of millions from the network, talagang tinipon niya ang kanyang mga anak at apo sa isang hotel at doon ay nag-party sila nang buong ningning.
But, this year is totally abysmal, she seems not to be in the mood to party or be with her immediate family circle since she’s financially hard-up and the network would not give her the kind of money that she used to receive from them.
Pati raw kasi si ‘bossing’ na number one fan niya supposedly ay tipong nawalan na ng ganang suportahan ang kanyang showbiz career dahil parang tubig lang na dumadaloy sa kanyang mga palad ang kaperahan at parang hindi siya marunong magpahalaga sa anda.
How so very pathetic!
Kung hindi siya magbabago ng diskarte, there’s a big possibility that she just might go back to her miserable situation when she was still staying in the US of A where she even had to work as a ‘caregiver’ of sorts if only to survive.
Que miserable usted! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
GERALD ANDERSON, SOBRANG SELOSO?
PABORITONG anak na nagselos sa pagmamahal ng kanyang magulang sa isang may karamdamang bata ang karakter na bibigyang buhay ng Kapamilya actor na si Gerald Anderson ngayong Sabado (Disyembre 21) sa Christmas episode ng Maalaala Mo Kaya.
Sa family drama episode na idinirek ni Nuel C. Naval, tunghayan kung paano hahaplusin ang puso ni Edwin (Gerald) nang ang kanyang kinamumuhiang pamangkin na si JV (Bugoy Cariño/JB Agustin) ay dinapuan ng sakit na Thalassemia. Posible bang hilumin ng isang kaunlik maramdaman ang sugat sa isang pamilyang nalamatan ng galit?
Tampok din sa pagbibidahang MMK ni Gerald sina Alicia Alonzo, Nanding Josef, Joshua Dionisio, Patrick Sugui, Shey Bustamante, Paolo Rivero at Nico Antonio.
Ito ay sa ilalim ng panulat nina Arah Jell Badayos at Joan Habana at pananaliksik ni Agatha Ruadap. Ang MMK ay pinamumunuan ng business unit head nito na si Malou Santos, production manager na si Roda dela Cerna, at executive producer na si Fe Catherine San Pablo.
Huwag palampasin ang Pamaskong family drama episode ng MMK ngayong Sabado ng gabi pagkatapos ng Wansapanataym sa ABS-CBN.
Para sa iba pang updates, mag-log on sa MMK.abs-cbn.com, sundan ang @MMK- Official sa Twitter, at i-“like” ang Facebook.com/MMKOfficial.
SANGGANG DIKIT ANG DALAWANG HARANGERA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! How so very amusing.
Imagine, sanggang dikit pala ang dalawang palaka clone (palaka clone raw, o! Hahahahahaha!) sa pag-invite lately sa presscon ng isang mabait naman sanang personalidad na ang sabi’y naging bitter sa kanyang naging kapalaran sa isang network kaya nagkalulong na lang sa sugal.
Imagine, in no time at all, he was able to squander practically a huge fortune (more than 140 million pesos, so I was told), he had to let go of some of his mind-boggling assets just to be able to pay his creditors.
How so very sad!
Anyway, pinagana na naman ng reyna ng scam ang kanyang gimmick, ang pinanalo ang bestfriend namin ng P15K. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
As if naman I would be envious?
No fucking way!
Anyhow, magpabango ka nga raw pala dahil naamoy kuno ng isang entertainment writer ang pawis mo na hindi na kaaya-aya ang smell sa presscon ng movie ni Gov. ER Ejercito na Boy Golden, unlike before when your expensive perfume would waft away on the air every time you’d pass by. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Nga pala, people, the working press in particular, are wondering why you seem to be in a ‘presscon’ mood again lately. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Nalalait ka na naman kasi kaya hindi mo na naman malaman kung ano ang gagawin mo, lukresyang lomod.
Lukresyang lomod daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
‘Yun na!
MGA WALANG KAWAWAANG INTRIGA, DINEDEDMA!
PALIHIM na natatawa na lang pala ang lead actress sa top-rating soap na ‘Be Careful With My Heart’ na si Jodi Sta. Maria sa mga chism na nagsi-circulate lately na siya’y tesbun na raw.
Pati ‘yung eklaboom na her estranged husband is but waiting for any confirmation about her purported pregnancy and he’s allegedly going to sue ay dinededma rin niya. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
In as much as they are not on speaking terms yet, to say that they have become pugnacious and bitter with each other happen to be the farthest from the truth.
‘Yun lang!
CONSISTENT SA PAGKAPABOLOSO!
EVERY December, Gov. ER Ejercito’s presscon happens to be the much-awaited occasion the working press are avidly waiting for.
And last Tuesday, Zirkoh, Tomas Morato was indeed palpably teeming with people who were most enthusiastic to know what would be in store for them.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Predictably so, they were not in the least bit disappointed because Gov. ER went out of his way to make every one happy and sated.
Talaga namang siya ang nagmana sa pagkapaboloso sa press ng kanyang Tito Erap Estrada.
Anyway, nakasisiguro ang press na run-away winner sa box-office at maging sa awards ang Boy Golden na dinirek ng napakahusay na si Direk Chito Roño.
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And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
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