HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Kung gandang lalaki ang pag-uusapan, may dating naman sana ang bagets na ‘to.
Kung talent naman sa pag-arte, meron din naman siyang ibubuga.
Ang kaso, this early, stories about him would solely focus on his sexual indiscretions.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Lagi na, naiintriga siyang komokofas (komokofas raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) which, in a way, is not good for his image and showbiz career as a whole.
Sana man lang kung impersonator siya o comedian kaya na limp-wristed.
But he’s not and the role that he’s aiming at would be that of a matinee idol.
Matinee idol daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ka-amuse naman ever!
Ang latest nga, ayaw paawat ang mga dalahirang bakla (dalahirang bakla raw talaga, o! Hahahahah!!) sa kadadakdak na paorganggetch daw ang tisoy na young actor. To be honest about it, his latest conquest happens to be this meztiso young actor who’s half-breed.
Meaning, half Pinoy and half-chorva. Hahahahahahahahaha!
What’s funny is the fact that the Pinoy young actor did not find it a hard time accommodating the huge dick of the ‘foreign’ actor in spite of its hugeness.
In spite of its hugeness raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Meaning to say, napaka-‘versatile’ (versatile raw talaga, o! Harharharhar!) and highly adaptable ng kanyang rectal opening kaya minamani-mani lang ang sizble tarugs ng may dugong banyagang young actor. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
EDDIE GARCIA’S COOL APPROACH TO CHRISTMAS!
Teary-eyed sina Aiko Melendez, Dimples Romana, Louise Abuel at maging ang direktor ng The Gift Giver episode na si Jerome Pobocan sa presscon ng latest offering ng Dreamscape Entertainment Television na Give Love On Christmas na magsisimula na starting Monday, December 1, sa timeslot na formerly occupied ng top-rating na Be Careful With My Heart, but surprisingingly, cool as a cucumber ang drama ng uragon na si Manoy Eddie Garcia.
Kahit na senti ang katanungan ng isang entertainment writer ay walang nagawa para paiyakin o gawing malungkot ang effervescent stance ni Manoy Eddie. Hahahahahahahaha!
Kung ang character niyang si Ernest sa soap ay senti ang dating dahil biyudo na siya at tipong hindi na niya magawang magtipon-tipon sila ng kanyang mga anak na sina Aiko Melendez, Dimples Romana, at Carlo Aquino, he was not moved to tears unlike Aiko and Dimples who were shedding copious tears as they suddenly remembered some departed loved ones, when asked how he’d spend this year’s Christmas.
Hindi raw siya matutulad sa kanyang character sa soap dahil hindi naman daw siya maghihintay na puntahan sa bahay ng kanyang mga mahal sa buhay dahil siya na mismo ang nagpupunta sa mga ito. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Wise guy indeed! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Basta this Christmas, happy si Manoy Eddie dahil patuloy ang pagating ng magagandang projects coming from Dreamscape.
Ang nakatatawa pa, hindi pa nga nagtatapos ang The Gift Giver episode sa Give Love On Chrismas, hayan at humihirit na naman siya ng follow-up project kay Sir Deo dahil mainipin daw siyang tao and ifthere’s one thing he purportedly loathes, it’s to stay in the house and remain unproductive. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ibang klase talaga si Manoy na humahataw pa ang showbiz career at an age when, like I said earlier, most people are already thinking of retiring. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong! DAPAT LANG!/PETE G. AMPOLOQUIO, JR.
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