HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ngayon lang pala na-realize ng mga vaklushi na well-endowed si Dennis Trillo, ang isa sa lead actors ng The Janitor na ipalalabas pala sa Portugal International Film festival early next year. But prior to that, sa Pinas muna syempre sa October 8.
Anyway, up to now, his sexiness at the highly controversial The Naked Truth underwear show is still avidly being talked about. Hahahahahahahaha!
Considering his height, (he’s barely 5 feet six inches if I’m not mistaken) kinabog niyang talaga ang mga ombres na ‘di hamak na taller but not necessarily bigger (not necessarily bigger raw talaga, o ! Harharharharharhar!) in ‘that’ department. Hahahahahaha!
Iba na kasi ang panahon, when I was barely a kid, men who were tall were veritably well endowed. Wala pa kasing daya ang height ng mga tao noon kaya kapag 5 feet four inches ka, you didn’t expect to have a son who would be five feet ten inches or more.
Kaya dumarami ang dyuts (kaya raw dumarami ang dyuts, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!) ay dahil sa maliliit naman talaga ang kanilang lahi pero dahil sa mga masusustansyang pagkain at vitamins, ang 5’4″ na ama ay maaari nang magkaanak ng 6’2″ or even more.
Ang ending, tumangkad lang sila pero genetically speaking ay mga regular lang kaya dahil masyadong tumangkad, dyuts na ang arrive ng mga nota. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Obviously, being genetically gifted at the dick department runs in Dennis’ family.
Kaya nga mega tilam-tilam ang mga clavings at pa-ombreng vaklush dahil kahit at rest, ‘ulam’ na ang equipment ng habulin ng mga chicks na aktor.
Now you know the reason why.
Now you know the reason why raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!
Ang intriga nga, kaya raw naging lavacara papa si Tom Rodriguez ay dahil knowsline nito ang asset ni Dennis na kanyang nadiskubre while they were doing taping for the mega blockbuster soap My Husband’s Lover. Harharharharharharhar!
‘Yun na!
But kidding aside, I don’t know if Dennis would know that he used to have this succulent pic wherein he was photographed totally nude (I don’t know who took it and why that perosn did it) but I saw it myself and knew even then thaked as a Jay bird. And without a modicum of an exaggeration, I knew tha it was the real thing and not in the least bit spurious.
Not in the least bit spurious raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
No wonder, hindi makalimut-limutan ni Jennylyn Mercado si Papa Dennis in spite of the many men that she’d known in her life. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
‘Yun daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
And speaking of Jennylyn M., consistent si Dennis sa kanyang stand na inasmuch as friends na nga raw silang muli ng aktres, wala namang balikang nangyayari so far.
Wala raw balikan, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
ERIKA PADILLA IS MORE SVELTE AND SEXIER!
Kung dati-rati’y medyo too fleshy for comfort si Erika Padilla, ang laki ng ibinawas ng kanyang timbang nang makita namin siya kamakalawa sa presscon ng pinakabagong romance/fantasy/drama ng GMA na Ang Lihim ni Annasandra with the lovely Andrea Torres in the lead role and the debonair and cool Mikael Daez as her leading man.
Honestly, blooming na blooming siya these days and her once kind of too fleshy physiognomy seems to have appeared sculpted.
Intrigahin daw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!
Kahit ang kanyang katawan ay bonggacious rin ang dating at mukhang wala siya ni katiting mang taba sa katawan these days. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Is that the effect of liposuction?
But in fairness to her, she seems to have immensely sweated it out at the gym that’s why enormous pride appears to have radiated from her catty pair of eyes that evening. Hahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, maganda ang role niya sa romance fantaserye. She delienates the role of Becca, the animated and perpetually smiling best friend of Annasandra (Andrea Torres).
Magpe-premiere na nga pala ang Ang Lihim ni Annasandra (this one’s under the inspired direction of Albert Langitan) sa Afternoon Prime ng GMA starting October 6.
Kita-kits!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong! DAPAT LANG!/PETE G. AMPOLOQUIO, JR.
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