HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m positive that this hard-up aging faggot from the faraway Tamulmolic island is going to palpably rejoice because we are writing once again about him in our avidly followed column.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
At least, marami na naman ang makababasa (hayan guranggetch na Fermi Chakita, salitang-ugat ang inuulit lolang syonga! Lolang syonga raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!) sa ‘tribute’ namin sa kanyang nauseating lunacy.
Nauseating lunacy raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, this demented and almost senile fag has been weaving tales of fantasy about us at the net of late. Pati mga magulang kong matagal nang namayapa ay idinaramay ng galising vaklung na ‘to na may triangular shaped scars sa kanyang legs na parang tingting na sa kapayatan. Hakhakhakakhak!
How sickening and despicable indeed!
Yuck!
According to this bungalic old hag of a fag, we are supposedly being hounded by our creditors in Bicol for non-payments of our imaginary debts.
Imaginary debts raw talaga, o!
How palpably gross! Harharharharharharhar!
Kahit daw ‘yung younger sis namin ay into the oldest profession na for wanting of food to eat.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Pantasyadora talaga ang kalbong matandang ito na kamuntik nang ombagin ni Madam Marynette Gamboa dahil sa naueating ability to weave demonic stories that are definitely coming from the figment of his distorted mental faculty.
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Talagang pati ill-fitting dentures ng halimaw na baklang ito ay nangatal dahil oombagin talaga siya that time ng pugnacious late husband ni Madam Marynette. Hahahahahahahaha!
How gross!
Anyway, instead of writing some baseless and unfounded concoctions at the net like the one that you posted about Peter and I purportedly pimpintg for young boys, why don’t you learn how to pray so that your sins will be forgiven? Hakhakhakhakhakhak!
It’s only a matter of time before you finally meet Satan, why don’t you learn how to pray so that you won’t be with Satan in hell?
Eternity in hell can be pretty scary, grandma. It’s best that you make some penance to atone for your sins. Do it now while there’s still time, lola. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Or else, Taning is already waiting for you in hell. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Dapat lang!
HAPPY AND FULFILLED KAHIT MARAMI ANG NAIINIS!
Kahit marami ang nagngingitngit sa kanyang character sa top-rating soap na Sana Bukas Pa Ang Kahapon ng Dreamscape, from ear to ear ang smile lately ni Maricar Reyes.
Ibig-sabihin lang naman kasi nito ay talagang effective ang kanyang delineation ng kanyang character na si Sasha na siyang kabangga in most scenes ng character ni Bea Alonzo na si Rose. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Sa totoo, kitang-kita ang pagka-aktres ni Maricar sa obra na ito ng Dreamscape ni Sir Deo Endrinal.
She really could cry at the drop of a pin and is most consistent with her characterization day in and day out. Hahahahahahahaha!
No wonder, Bea’s on her toes in most of their scenes together. Aware kasi siyang aktres rin ang kanyang kaharap kaya tunay naman kanyang pinagbubuti.
Dapat lang!
BISEXUAL AT MARAMI NA RAW ANG NAHADA!
Amusing naman itong sizzling bit of news na nakalap namin lately.
How true na bisexual daw ang isang fresh and good looking young actor na nagtatrabaho sa isang network na lately ay nagkakaproblema sa kanilang mga talents?
Kalat na kalat na raw kasi ang series of one night stands nito sa mga out of showbiz guys, most of which happen to be into the modelling world.
Talaga raw Linda Lovelace ang ability nito to suck huge dicks and he does it in fabulous style.
Meaning, effortless at Walang sayad ever! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Sinex films? Kaapelyido siya ng napangasawa ng isang sikat na sikat na boldstar of the 80s. Hahahaha!
‘Yun lang!
HAPPY FOR ATE GUY!
Nakatutuwa naman ang balitang hit ang Hustisya na movie ni Ms. Nora Aunor sa Cinemalaya film festival. Pa’no naman, Ricky Lee ang sumulat at Joel Lamangan lang naman ang direktor.
No wonder, all out si Mama Guy sa movie na ‘to kung saan kasama niya for the first time ang Kapuso actor na si Rocco Nacino.
Sana nga’y magtuluy-tuloy ang mga ganitong proyekto para sa isang national artist material na tulad ni Ms. Nora Aunor.
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong! DAPAT LANG!/Pete G. Ampoloquio, Jr.
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