Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Iba ang tripping!

MARAMI ang naiintriga sa gimmick ng dalawang magkatropang aktor na ‘to na bagama’t hindi naman masasabing bi o silahis ay parang trip nilang nakikipag-sex sa kapwa nila ombre kapag nakatitikim na ng alak. (Hayan, Chakitah, salitang-ugat ang inuulit, bobitah! Hahahahahahahaha!).

To be honest about it, babaero silang pareho but for reasons too complicated for us to decipher, once they are under the influence of liqour, they seem to have this penchant for Man to Man thing.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

How intriguing can you guys get. Harharharharharhar!

Dati, silang dalawa lang ang chorvahan to the max kapag senglot. But lately, they seem to want to invite this brown-skinned dude from the other network.

Well, as of the now, the actor they are eyeing to join their highly-exclusive clique appears to be a bit interested but he’s not that amenable to the idea. Hahahahahahaha!

Hunk for hire kasi ang kanyang drama at hindi siya interesado sa mga tiwanggetch na eksena lang or this thing called tropa-tropa.

Nagdaan kasi siya sa hirap kaya mas feel niyang maka-eksena ang mga moneyed gays kung saan siya magkaka-‘career’. Hahahahahahahaha!

Inasmuch as he likes the idea of hanging out with these guys, he feels that he needs to reserve his stamina and strength to more remunerative pursuits.

More remunerative pursuits raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yon nah!

Anyway, shakira ang isang malusog na entertainment writer minsang makasama niya sa isang lakaran ang morenong aktor dahil parang may pahaging daw ito na parang gusto siyang kuning manager ng bandang gustong i-put-up ng kanyang younger bro.

Akala siguro ng ma-PR na sexy actor ay maraming anda at konek ang reporter kaya gusto niyang akiting mag-manage ng boyband na gustong buuin ng kanyang utol.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ka-amuse!

‘Yon nah!

RHIAN RAMOS IS NOW JADE TANCHINGCO

After Kapuso Primetime Queen Marian Rivera announced her withdrawal from the upcoming primetime drama series The Rich Man’s Daughter primarily because of her delicate pregnancy, versatile actress Rhian Ramos is topped to play the meaty role of Jade Tanchingco in the said series.

Suffice to say, the comely and classy actress expressed her excitement on being part of the ground-breaking series and she looks forward to the challenge of delineating the role of Jade. “Nagpapasalamat po ako sa GMA,” she asseverates,” sa tiwalang binigay sa akin na gampanan ang role na Jade sa teleseryeng The Rich Man’s Daughter. I look forward to the challenge of portraying the character.”

Joining her in the controversial soap are Glaiza de Castro, Luis Alandy, Katrina Halili, Mike Tan, Chynna Ortaleza, Sheena Halili and Ms. Gloria Romero. The Rich Man’s Daughter also stars Pauleen Luna, Paolo Contis, TJ Trinidad, Charee Pineda, Stephanie Sol with Al Tantay, Glydel Mercado, Tony Mabesa, Eva Darren.

A casting coup if I may say so.

Under the direction of Dominic Zapata, The Rich Man’s Daughter is set to premiere this May on GMA Telebabad.

BUTONG PAKWAN NA LANG ANG PINAGTITRIPAN!

Hahahahahahahaha! Que pobrecita naman itong si Fermi Chakita.

For wanting of better things to do, butong pakwan na lang ang pinagtitripan ng oslang ngangaera lately. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Mega-emote talaga siya sa may ari ng produkto at balak pa rin yata niyang magpunta sa Baliwag, Bulacan para mag-emote naman ng mga binusang mais at mani. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

How so very pathetic! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Nakahihiyaaaaaaaah! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Mukhang going back to her roots ang lomodic na gurangski.

Lomodic na gurangski raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Imagine, dati-rati’y walang kamatayang peanut butter ang kanyang pinagtitripan (How gross! Hahahahahahahaha!). Tapos, butong pakwan.

Bukas-makalawa, binusang mani at mais. Hahahahahahahaha!

Hay, naku! why don’t you sell maruya and butse for a change mudra?

Baka kumitaka pa.

Baka kumita pa raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

How so very amusing indeed.

Babetchbetch, gurangski!

Adios! Hahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong! DAPAT LANG!/PETE G. AMPOLOQUIO, JR.

.. Continue: Remate.ph (source)

Iba ang tripping!

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