HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yosi-kadiri talaga itong si Bubonika, the rat-faced matrona.
Imagine, may bago na namang sinulat sa kanyang yucky at very much wanting of credibility column. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Pinalalabas ng oslang matrona na wah effect daw ang gimmick ni Claudine Barretto na ginamit pa ang utol nitong si Marjorie para asarin si Gretta B. na pala-palaging kinakampihan ng mukhang andang gurangski.
Mukhang andang gurangski raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!
Pa’no kasi, money-oriented ang matronang tabachingching na laging tino-talkies sa kanyang mga bayarang alipores na kami raw ang money-oriented. Harharharharharhar!
Is that sooooo?
Sino naman ang kinotongan ko, aber?
I dare you ugly bitch of a witch, write about it in your column if what you believe in your distorted and greatly befuddled mind is true.
Hindi bayad ang bawat espasyo sa column ko matanda ka! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
If I hit a particular personality in my column, I do that because I hate his/her repugnant ways and doings. Ikaw, matanda ka, when you hit someone in your cheaply written and ungrammatical columns (Yuck!Yuck!Yuck! Ang tanda-tanda na, mali-mali pa ang grammar, in Filipino na nga! Yuck!) you want money in return.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
No wonder, ayaw nang makipagkita sa iyo ng Mga Obra ni Kulafo (Harharharhar!) ang isang sexy actress dahil afraid siyang bentahan mo na naman ng mga painting mong sobrang overpriced. Hahahahahahaha!
Huwag mo nga akong inuurat matanda ka dahil my slate is clean. ‘Di ako tulad mong kapag wala nang benta sa’yong Mga Obra ni Chaka ay kung sino-sino na ang binibira para lang magkaanda specially so during those lean years of yours when you could not even afford to pay the rentals of your art exhibit chorva. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ayaw ni Pokwang nang ganyan at lalong ayaw ni Janelle Jamir. Harharharharhar!
YUCK!
Ako, nanglalait nga siguro sa aking columns but not for the sole purpose of amassing money.
Ikaw ‘yun, gurangga. Bira ka nang bira dahil you’re after money.
Isn’t it sooooooooo?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
‘Di ba’t noo’y binibira-bira mo si Papa Willie sa Bandera? Pero predictably so, nang mapuna ka na niya at ma-achieve mo ang iyong kotongic (kotongic daw talaga, o! Yuck!) scheme, kiyemeng anak mo na raw siya kunetch-netch at ikaw na ang number one supporter/defender niya.
Sa magkanong halaga naman gurangski? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
You make me sick, you old goat, with your yucky pretensions and diabolical ways.
Ang mukha ko, kahit mahirap lang ako, I’m proud to say that I’m clean. Never akong tumulad sa drama mong bira nang bira para magkaanda.
Bira nang bira raw para magkaanda, o! Harharharharharharhar!
You’re nauseating, old goat. You make me want to puke with your cheap delusions and obnoxious pretensions. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Inggit ka kay Ms. Claudine dahil ang panget-panget mo at pati kaluluwa mo ay marumi.
Nakaririmarim ka, matandang mataba. Buhay ka pa’y sinisilaban na ang kaluluwa mo sa impiyerno, gurangski na mukhang anda.
Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!
GRABE ANG MGA PASABOG!
I honestly don’t know who’s backing this former maid of cotton who’s making some really shocking expose’ on this popular and controversial radio and TV personality.
Imagine, a lot of people were repulsed with what she said regarding her former lady employer.
Meron daw itong mga lover na sa bahay pa raw nila pinatutuloy.
‘Yung isa raw ay Monday thru Friday, whereas the other one was a visitor every 15 days.
Marami pa actually siyang pinagsasabi sa rati niyang employer pero parang deadma lang ito sa kanya. I wonder why. Baka naman ayaw niyang i-glorify ang mga pinagsasasabi ng maid of cotton dahil baka lalo pang lumala
ang sitwasyon once na patulan niya ito.
Well, I guess that attitude is perfectly right.
If you ignore an issue, it’s bound to die a natural death. But the very moment you glorify it, then it becomes a veritable sensation.
Tama nga ‘yung ganoong attitude.
Less talk, less mistakes.
Dapat lang!
GMA ARTISTS AND NEWS AND PUBLIC AFFAIRS UNITE FOR THE VICTIMS OF YOLANDA
THERE is nothing more unique than the heart of a Filipino—soft enough to care for the weak, strong enough to rise up to the challenge. GMA Network knocks on this very heart as the country faces anot -her great challenge—the nation’s survival and recovery from typhoon Yolanda.
With the joint efforts of GMA Kapuso Foundation and YES Pinoy Foundation, last Sunday (November 17) the Kapuso Network invited everyone to take part in a one time television special aptly entitled, “TIBAY NG PUSONG PILIPINO, A GMA Telethon for the benefit of the victims of typhoon Yolanda.”
This special featured a powerhouse cast of respectable names in the music and showbiz industry, headlined by the biggest and brightest Kapuso stars, with the special participation of News and Public Affairs personalities.
Viewers got to see various Kapuso artists in heartwarming production numbers, live updates in the affected areas, and special activities (such as live telethon, and repacking of goods) all for the survival and recovery of the victims of typhoon Yolanda.
As of November 18, 5PM, GMA Kapuso Foundation has received a total of Php131,584,180.26 in cash and Php7,087,370.14 of inkind donations. Total amount of donations is Php138,671,550.40.
ESKALERA ANG BAGONG PROTEGEE NI MS. CLAIRE!
NEVER talagang tumitigil sa pagdiskubre ng mga bagong talent ang most enduring diva na si Ms. Claire dela Fuente.
Hayan at alaga na naman pala niya ang Miss Grand International 3rd runner-up na si Ali Forbes sa beauty pageant na ginanap sa Bangkok, Thailand.
According to Ms. Claire, she believes so much in her talent since she’s not only a beauty but inordinately talented as well.
Papasok na raw ito sa show business at bibigyan niya ng sapat na guidance tulad ng kanyang ginawa kina Sam Pinto, Bela Padilla, Yam Concepcion, at marami pang iba.
Good luck, my dear.
You need not worry. You’re in good, competent hands.
Send in those sizzling stories that you know about our fave showbiz personalities at pete_ampoloquio@yahoo.com and #09994269588, #09276557791 and #09223870129 and read them here.
And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
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