HAHAHAHAHAHA! How brazen of Bubonika to question Mr. Richard Yap’s winning the best actor award for PMPC, along with Coco Martin.
Buhkitttt? Nakikita mo ang butas ng karayom, matandang mangkukulam, (matandang mangkukulam daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) samantalang ang butas ng palakol ay hindi?
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
How obnoxious can you get!
Ikaw ang walang K na manalong best host dahil sooo rami ang mas magagaling compared sa ‘yong antiquated hosting style. Harharharhar!
Magkanoooooh? That’s the 64 dollar question that’s roiling in the minds of most honest and objective people in the business of late. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Talunin ba naman kasi ang mga ‘in’ host ng isang matronang makaluma?
Hitsura ni Kulafu sa eksena ni Lola Fermi, the cretin-looking lola. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Ang baduy ay baduy ay baduy!
Yuck!
It’s really stupendous and exceedingly nauseating.
Harharharharharhar!
Kaya tigilan mo na ang kaku-question sa pananalo ni Ser Chief dahil ikaw ang nakasusuka ang panalo. Hakhakhakhakhak!
Another thing, do you get to watch Be Careful With My Heart?
Obviously, you don’t because you’re old and jaded, light stuff like this doesn’t appeal to you any longer. Harharharharhar!
Anyhow, I don’t understand the basis of PMPC in choosing you for the award that you won when you’re inept and idiotic.
Inept and idiotic daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ang baduy-baduy mo, lola, obvious na ‘nilakad’ ang panalo mo.
The only thing I can say is this…magkanooooooooooh? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Mag-deny ka at baka kidlatan ang mukha mong very much wanting of credibility at nuknukan ng pagkasinungaling.
Cheap!
Yuckie!
Harharharharhar!
Inggit ka kasi kay Ser Chief dahil from ABS-CBN siya at gwapo’t sariwa when you’re the exact opposite – you’re old and jaded not in the least bit pleasant to look at.
Good riddance!
Kay Richard Yap pa rin, may mga entertainment press na tumataas ang mga kilay dahil sa panalo as best actor sa katatapos na PMPC Star Awards for TV.
In most of his scenes daw kasi ay hindi nagugulo ang kanyang buhok at perennially fresh siya at parang kay bango-bango. Hahahahahahahaha!
Kayo na mismo ang nagsabing kilig-serye ang Be Careful With My Heart. That explains why he’s perpetually clean shaven, smelling good ang projection, well-groomed and always outfitted in the most fastidious outfits the people of the show could possibly dish out.
Mga lola, ‘yun ang character ni Papa Richard and he’s only following instructions.
Alangan namang maging pawisan siya in some scenes na hindi naman nararapat at hindi hinihingi ng kanyang role.
Romantic comedy ito mga lola. Tipong role ni Richard Gere sa movie nila ni Julia Roberts kaya huwag n’yo siyang hanapan ng mga pagpapawis at rugged outfits dahil hindi naman hinihingi ng mga eksena.
Gets? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Some people are indeed fast becoming dolts and dumbs.
‘Yun lang!
ALIW NA ALIW KAMI KAY JESSY MENDIOLA!
DATI talaga, hindi ko feel itong si Jessy Mendiola.
Parang antipatika ang dating niya sa akin pero magmula nang umere ang Maria Mercedes sa Dos, tipong I definitely had a change of heart.
Napaka-convincing kasi ng acting niya and she’s a fine actress to boot, apart from being hauntingly beautiful.
Take note, Bubonika, this is not a paid write-up. I’m no paid hack, you know, and I really believe in the project because I get to watch it unfailingly every night while I’m busy with my deadlines.
‘Yun lang, Buruka Chakita! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
DAPAT MAGPA-FACIAL AT MAGPUNTA SA ORTHODONTICS!
PARANG walang nagsasabi sa news and current affairs personality na ‘to with regard to his looks.
Exaggeration aside, he needs to pay a good orthodontics a visit.
Para kasi siyang may pangil dahil luma na ang kanyang dentures (urong na urong na just like Bubonika’s and it needs to be replaced at the soonest possible time.
Also, his skin has become dry and blotchy, scaly even, (scaly raw talaga, o! Ayokooooh! Hahahahaha!) He needs to avail of a good moisturizer. Hahahahahahahaha!
Dati naman, macho and good-looking ang personalidad na ‘to but his disenchantment with his foundering hosting career has made him a lot older than his biological age.
How sad!
Gumamit ka ng moisturizer, kuya, dahil dry na dry na ang skin tone mo o dili kaya’y go ka kina Belo o Calayan kaya.
This is no laughing matter, papa, if you want to hold on to the kind of job that you have.
‘Yun lang!
JOHN LLOYD NEEDS TO GO ON A DIET!
MAHUSAY na aktor si John Lloyd Cruz but lately, he seems to have become a bit plump, his pleasant good looks have become bloated and no longer cinematic and pleasant to look at, he needs to go on a diet if he wants to hold on to his image as the romantic actor of the decade.
Dito na lang sa plugging nila ni Papa Piolo Pascual at Enrique Gil for a mobile SIM card, halatang hindi na siya yummy at physically fit as compared to Papa P and Enrique Gil.
Parang bloated na kasi ang kanyang mukha at Chuckie Dreyfuss ang kanyang hairstyle, nabawasan tuloy ang kanyang dati-rati’y smoldering sex appeal. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Hinay-hinay sa lafang Lloydie. Baka ang ending ay maging comedian ka na. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
‘Yun na!
IBALIK NA KASI ANG THE BUZZ, NOH?
In as much as I strongly believe in Kuya Boy Abunda’s hosting capabilities, hindi talaga nagdya-jibe in ang kanyang husay at glib tongue kina Carmina Villaroel at Janice de Belen.
Nasa stage palang kasing nangangapa ang dalawang female hosts samantalang perpetually in control naman (poised and unrattled as always if I may say so) si Kuya Boy.
Kung bakit naman kasi inalis-alis pa riyan sina Charlene Gonzales at Toni Gonzaga na siyang perfect foil sa sophisticated way of hosting ng King of Talk?
May talent naman sina Janice at Carmina. ‘Yun nga lang, not the right vehicle for them ang Buzz ng Bayan.
Mas effective sila sa defunct na Showbiz Inside Report dahil cool and breezy ang format ng show.
Period.
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And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
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