USAP-USAPAN sa presscon ng latest fantaserye ng GMA na Adarna featuring the lovely Kylie Padilla, ang latest abysmal development sa hosting career ni Fermichaka, the lomodic matrona who has the delusions that she is the better host as compared to Morly, Rey and I. Hahahahahahaha!
I might sound like a broken record but I merely would want to stress the salient point that during our time, and prior to the gag order that was imposed on us by some people in the show for fear that we would be able to upstage their protegees (Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!), Juicy was simply doing great! And I mean GREAT with all caps. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Saan ka ba naman nakakitang mga starlet daw kami but the show was rating an impressive 6% and was even all the more avidly watched during its replays late in the evening.
Si Fermichaka, BSL (below sea level..Harharharharhar!) na ang viewership kapag nalalagay sa late evening timeslot at pinakaiiwasan talaga ng ad men. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Meaning, wala na talaga siyang avid viewers from way, way back. Hakhakhakhakhak!
How so very pathetic! Harharharharharhar!
Honestly, if not for the intervention of Mr. Perci Intalan, Bubonic would have been axed from TV5 a long time ago. Sino ba naman kasi ang tangang magbabayad ng half a million pesos per show sa isang osla na TV personality whose repugnant physiognomy is being avoided like the plague by most televiewers, the men in particular who used to be the old Juicy’s followers? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
How gross!
Masyado kasing nagmaganda ang gurang na ‘to na bukod sa wala nang ganda, (wala na raw ganda, o! Harharharharhar!) ay passe’ na ang hosting style, no one appears to be interested in watching her do her thing on national television anymore. Harharharharharhar!
How gross!
Anyway, the grapevine has it that Lola Fermi has allegedly resigned from Police Chorva for she could no longer stomach the alleged shabby treatment that she was being given.
Okay na lang daw sa gurangic (gurangic daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) host na hindi na siya ang main host ng show pero ang hindi niya ma-take ay ang gawin siyang once a week feature na lang with Raymond Gutierrez hugging the limelight most of the time. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Well, for us, that is the most fitting form of comeuppance.
You deprived us of our bread and butter, it’s but fitting and apt that you get what you rightfully and truthfully deserved. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ang nakababaliw pa, iniklian na ang show at ginawa na lang thirty-minuteer.
Anyhow, you just get what you deserved, humal na matanda. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I feel so very, enormously vindicated.
Hakhakhakhakhakhak!
GMA NETWORK TAKES FLIGHT VIA NEWEST TELEFANTASYA SERIES
SETTING another breakthrough, GMA Network takes pride in its upcoming telefantasya via a modern re-telling of a well-loved classic.
Highlighting the value of love and acceptance, Adarna is set to premiere on November 18 on GMA Telebabad.
Helmed by Director Ricky Davao, a different level of thrill and acting prowess will be delivered by Kapuso actress Kylie Padilla together with three of this generation’s most sought-after leading men Geoff Eigenmann, Benjamin Alves, and Mikael Daez. Completing the cast are Michelle Madrigal, Ryza Cenon, Saab Magalona, Arkin Magalona, and Chynna Ortaleza plus stellar performances from renowned actors and actresses Jean Garcia, Jestoni Alarcon, Maureen Larazzabal, and Dante Rivero.
Adarna is the story of Ada (Kylie Padilla) who is prophesized to be the most powerful healer in Pugad Sanghaya. As she discovers the path towards fulfilling her fate, she meets three men—celebrity basketball player Migo (Geoff Eigenmann), street-smart kanto boy Bok (Benjamin Alves), and fearless warrior Falco (Mikael Daez)—each one needing her in his own way.
Set in Pugad Sanghaya, there rules the despiteful Uwakro (Dante Rivero). One day he gets seriously ill and orders Garuda (Michelle Madrigal) to look for the group of healers known as Adarna. One of those is Larka (Jean Garcia), who is currently pregnant, and husband Kestrel. A prophecy will be declared that her baby will become the most powerful healer in Pugad Sanghaya. Due to unfortunate circumstances, Garuda’s troop chases them which causes Kestrel’s death. Larka, together with her daughter, decides to secretly enter the world of the mortals.
Still worried that Garuda’s troop might follow them; Larka changes her name to Lupe, covers her wings and never uses her healing powers.
Instead, Lupe and Ada sell bottles of herbal medicines outside the Quiapo Church.
One day, Ada witnesses a car accident of a young boy named Migo. Ada sings to him and to the people’s surprise, Migo slowly wakes and stands up as if nothing happened. Thinking that Garuda might track them, Lupe decides to fly away by herself and leave Ada to her suitor Simon (Jestoni Alarcon).
After years of longing for her mother, Ada now lives with Simon together with wife Jinky (Maureen Larrazabal) and stepdaughter Janelle (Chynna Ortaleza). Ada crosses path with Migo and eventually develop feelings for each other. Migo reveals her mother sickness and asks for help from Ada. She agrees to sing to his mother not knowing that her voice reverberates in Pugad Sanghaya.
Unfortunately, one of the members of Garuda’s troop named Bok gets to know of Ada’s ability and tries to get close to her. Despite orders from Garuda, Bok keeps his bad intentions and instead, makes friends with Ada until he slowly falls in love with her.
On her 18th birthday, Ada’s wings will finally spread. Just right in time, Falco comes and explains to Ada her real identity. Ready to guard and fight her love for Ada, Falco will be the one to teach Ada to hold weapons and defend herself from Garuda and her troop.
Among the three men, who will truly love and accept Ada? Who will betray her? Will she be able to find her mother Lupe?
This is the journey of Ada—a classic and time-tested soap story of trying to find the mother that left her when she was a small child, discovering the mysterious world she came from, and helping free the bird people from the clutches of their evil ruler Uwakro.
Adarna is supervised by the Officer-in-Charge for Entertainment, Lilybeth G. Rasonable; VP for Drama, Redgie Acuńa Magno; AVP for Drama, Cheryl Ching-Sy; Program Manager, Redgynn S. Alba with Executive Producer, Winnie H. Reyes.
The creative team is composed of Creative Director, Jun Lana; Creative Head, RJ Nuevas; Creative Consultant, Richard Cruz; Headwriter, Kit Villanueva-Langit; Writers, Jules Katanyag, Geng Delgado, and Luningning Interino-Ribay; and Brainstormers, Gilda Olvidado and Kenneth Angelo Enriquez.
Adarna premieres on November 18 on GMA Telebabad.
MICHELLE MADRIGAL, COOL NA COOL ANG DRAMA
KUNG ang ibang contemporaries niya ay aligagang-aligaga sa fave pastime nilang boy hunting, si Michelle Madrigal ay cool na cool lang ang drama.
Kahit nga sa presscon ng latest offering ng GMA 7 na Adarna, walang stress na mababakas sa kanyang mukha at maayos niyang sinasagot ang lahat ng katanungan ng working press.
Kapag nagri-request ang mga in house photog na mag-pose siya for some promo shots, walang reklamo na pose to death siya at magiliw na pinagbibigyan ang lahat ng requests.
Sa fantaserye nga pala nilang Adarna na malapit nang mapanood sa GMA Telebabad, siya si Garuda.
Malupit at mabagsik, siya ang tumatayong tagapamuno ng Pugad Sanghaya habang nagpapahinga si Haring Uwakro.
Of course, eventually, Garuda is going to become the fiercest nemesis of Ada.
‘DI NA MADALI ANG MAG-SURVIVE
DATI-RATI’Y picking apples ang drama ng sexy actress na ‘to dahil nga sa kanyang fabled na kasariwaan ay left and right ang kanyang bookings (legit and otherwise..Hahahahahahahahaha!).
Flawless naman kasi at may gandang hindi mo aakalaing carry rin niya ang mga eksena ng iba niyang counterpart na garapalan talaga kung getlagin ang anda ng mga moneyed papa.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
But that was before and this is now that we’re talking about.
Dahil sa hindi masyadong marunong humawak ng anda, ngayong ‘di na booming ang kanyang pachorva business, she is greatly at a loss on how to meet her fast becoming enormous payables.
Hayan at nagrereklamo nga ang architect na nag-renovate ng kanyang bahay dahil hindi raw niya nababayaran up to now ang kanyang payables amounting to more than a hundred grand.
Que pobrecita.
Bagama’t sariwa pa rin at hindi pa nagpi-fade ang kanyang ganda, the same thing cannot be said of her body contour.
When you are in your late 30′s or early 40′s, the body’s not that firm anymore and no matter how you go on a diet, it balloons with a vengeance the very moment you become less vigilant of your diet and in the mood to eat.
Suffice to say, hurting talaga ang gandarang sexy actress dahil men are practically not that eager to please anymore and that cowtowing as well.
Kung dati’y nagkukumahog sila the very moment they get to see her, now they would focus their eyes at the opposite direction and would pretend not seeing her at all. Hahahahahahahahahaha! How so very sad!
Kahit nga ‘yung pugilist na noo’y paboloso kung maghatag ng anda ay dedma na rin sa ngayon at hindi na sing-accommodating tulad ng dati.
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And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
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